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Anemone: Bought a bubblegum scented sword so the last thing my enemies realise is how fun and cute I am.

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Qibli: I meant to behave but there were too many other options.

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Turtle: So, what was your childhood like?

Peril: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level 3 friendship to unlock?

Turtle: ... What level am I at?

Peril: 10. So it all started-

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Winter: I've come to a realization that has gone against all of my beliefs, has shaken me to my very core, and may do the same to all of you

Winter, to the Jade Winglet: You guys are my friends

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Deathbringer: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly...

Deathbringer: I'd have... 0 dollars

Deathbringer: I'm flawless

Deathbringer: Haters gonna hate

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Deathbringer: Careful is my middle name. Right after suave and daring.

Glory: Do you even know what you're saying half the time?

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Qibli: I mixed ketchup with mayonnaise and made the new deluxe sauce "ketnaise". Isn't it great?

Winter, twitching: You have five seconds.

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Anemone: Mother, I need to tell you something.

Coral:

Anemone: I'm going out with a RainWing.

Coral: *shook*

Turtle: Oh, hey, me too

Coral: Wha- Well does anyone in this family date SeaWings?!

Tsunami: *raises her talon*

Coral: Oh, good. Who?

Tsunami: Riptide.

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Icicle: You can trust me.

Winter: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...

Icicle: Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchis?

Winter: Actually, it is!

Icicle: You left me with six of them! Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!

Winter: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home, they were ALL dead!

Winter: You have to like, actively murder them in order for that to happen!!!

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Moon: You actually were telling the truth.

Darkstalker: I do that quite a bit, yet people are always so surprised.

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Arctic: What do you look for in a guy?

Snowflake: I look away

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Winter: I have the highest of standards.

Qibli: *Smiles*

Winter: I can't believe he met all of my standards

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Smolder: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Winter: Look, someone had to be the family disappointment, and the gay cousin, and I'm capable of multitasking.

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Foeslayer: Arctic, the kids have told me that they feel like there's favouritism in the family.

Arctic: That's ridiculous.

Arctic: I care for Whiteout and the Not-Whiteout equally. His name is ... *squints at smudged writing on his talon* Dorkslugger.

Foeslayer: ARCTIC–

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Swordtail: Was drinking eight cups of coffee a bad idea? Probably, yes.

Swordtail: Do I regret it? Hell no!

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Qibli: My family has issues too.

Winter: Oh really, like what? Did someone spread their butter with a steak knife?

Qibli: No, but they tried to stab me with one before.

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Snowfall: We're out of coffee.

Lynx: I hid it. It's been two days since you slept and you need some rest.

Snowfall: Bold of you to assume it's only been two days.

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Turtle: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Peril: I can do that.

[later]

Clay: Nice work! High five!

Peril: [intertwines their claws]

Clay: Wh-

Peril: I'm in love with you.

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Arctic: You're really campaigning for SOB of the Year, aren't you?

Darkstalker: As defending champion, are you nervous?