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[In Talons of Power]

Anemone, singing with her mop: Fly me to the moon

Anemone: Let me kick her fucking ass

Anemone: Let me show her what I learned

Anemone: In my Moon jujitsu class

Kinkajou: NO

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Darkstalker: The future is a cruel place, my friend.

Darkstalker: Every timeline I check, all I see is death, and destruction...

Moon: Probably because you're the one causing it.

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Glory: I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Sundew: Sad? Grow a plant!

Sundew: Happy? Grow a plant!

Sundew: Sick of people? Grow a large, carnivorous plant and place it next to your door!

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Kinkajou: So, who's the clingiest?

Winter, his wings wrapped around Qibli: Qibli, obviously.

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Winter: Couldn't you be a little less... uncouth, Qibli?

Qibli: Hey, just because I don't know how to use a salad fork doesn't mean I'm uncouth.

Winter: I just saw you use a bread roll to wipe butter off of your face, and then eat the roll.

Qibli: I used my face as a butter knife. That way I didn't have to clean extra dishes.

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Willow: Are you sure that your mom's not homophobic?? She seemed pretty hostile-

Sundew: Nah it's not that she doesn't like gay people- It's just that she doesn't like you-

Willow:

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Peril: I'm telling you! Molotov cocktails work! Any time I had a problem, I threw a Molotov cocktail... BOOM! I had a different problem.

Qibli: She makes a strong case. Turtle, do you have the fire extinguisher in case this goes wrong?

Turtle: *sighs*

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Swordtail, shaking: What's happening to me?!

Blue: There's a lot of caffeine in those energy drinks, Swordtail. How many have you had?

Swordtail: I don't know! Five?! Twenty-three?!

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Clay: Is 10:30 in the morning a socially acceptable time to eat pasta?

Sunny: I don't know. Why do you want to eat pasta so early?

Clay: It's exam season— I'm stress eating. Leave me alone!

Sunny: But we're teachers?

Clay, shoveling pasta into his mouth: Starflight said I had to grade the exams this time.

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Qibli: When I was 4, I was very nervous to tell Thorn that I had spent most of my savings on a baby hedgehog.

Qibli: I built it up so much that she interrupted me to tell me she would love and support me, no matter who I was, or who I loved.

Qibli: And that's when I realized that she thought I was coming out.

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Blue: Forget chasing a relationship. Have you ever had to chase a high Swordtail down the streets?

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Turtle: Why are my arms so weak?

Turtle: It's like I did that pushup last year for nothing!

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Sunny: Imagine if one day you went to class and everyone was just quietly reading.

Tsunami: I would be suspicious.

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Darkstalker: Am I in the wrong here?

Indigo: Yes.

Darkstalker: Who asked you?

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Icicle: Don't let my younger brother fool you. He's not that scary. He used to do ballet.

Qibli: No way.

Winter: Which gave me the physical strength to strangle both of you with my feet.

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Darkstalker, walking in the house: Hi everybody.

Clearsight: I could've sworn I locked that door.

Darkstalker: Oh you did, I just took the liberty of making myself a key.

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Winter: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.

Moon: You were yelling at me about how we don't deserve scavengers.

Winter: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen a scavenger, Moon? They are intelligent, nimble, and pure.

Moon: ... Winter, are you crying?

Winter: They are entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them.

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Vulture: Thorn put a tax on soda, what's next? Income?

Qibli: Grandfather, you don't pay your income tax?

Vulture: Whether or not I pay income tax is none of the queen's business.

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Peril: Remember when you told me not to burn the kitchen down?

Turtle: YOU BURNED THE KITCHEN DOWN?

Peril: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately! This is a success story!