Chapter Twenty Nine: The Marriage
Starwisher: Ello! Today, there will be a special ceremony in which all of you must dress fancily especially Moon and Qibli! Also, it would be marvelous if you speak fancily too!
Kinkajou: May I ask what is this ceremony?
Starwisher: Drumroll please!
Jade Winglet: *awkward drumroll*
Starwisher: MOON'S AND QIBLI'S MARRIAGE!
Qibli: Yesssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winter: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Moon: But I'm too young!
Starwisher: How old are you?
Moon: Four.
Starwisher: Ah. I see. Then we shall go to the future in which Moon is old enough to get married!
In the Future:
Starwisher: You may now ask any questions related to this!
Winter: Who gave this dare?
Starwisher: H-how did you know it was a d-dare?
Winter: CUZ ISN'T THIS WHAT THIS ENTIRE BOOK IS ABOUT?!?
Starwisher: Very true. The dare was for Moon and Qibli to be married. It was given by @onikygodbaby1234 ! Next question!
Kinkajou: What do we wear?
Starwisher: I chose it for you but don't worry, it will look amazing on you!
Kinkajou: Hooray!
Starwisher: Now get changed because we have a long day!
Winter: *sarcastically* Great.
During the wedding:
Kinkajou: TIE THE KNOT! TIE THE KNOT! TIE THE KNOT!
Starwisher: *talks about random love stuff because the author never payed much attention to other peoples' weddings. She gets distracted by the other stuff, for instance, food*
Starwisher: You may now kiss the bride!
Qibli: *kisses Moon*
Kinkajou: *turning pink* Awwwwwwwwwww! That's so cute and romantic!
Peril: Guys?
Winter: Moonbli sucks!
Kinkajou: I can't wait for them to have dragonets!
Winter: It SUCKS!
Peril: Guys?!?
Turtle: This is exactly like what happens at all weddings. Well, at least the romantic stuff my mom wrote.
Winter: I SWEAR, WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Peril: GUYS! I ACCIDENTLY SET THE CURATAIN ON FIRE!
Starwisher: *grabs fire extinguisher and starts spraying everyone*
Winter: WHAT THE-
Turtle: -LANGUAGE!
Peril: Oops.
Starwisher: What now?
Peril: ...I set the grass on fire too.
Starwisher: I NEED ANOTHER BOTTLE!
Ceremony: *starts to turn into a catastrophe*
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