Chapter 42: A Glory and Deathbringer Problem And an Intro Video Disaster
Video: Hi, this is Starwisher, the host of the amazing gameshow called Truth or Dare with the Jade Winglet. Winter decided to just play this in the beginning of each episode from now on, but I just think this idea is stupid-
Winter: *pauses video* STARWISHER!
Starwisher: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??????????????????
Winter: YOUR INTRO SUCKS.
Starwisher: YOU DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THE ENTIRE THING! *resumes video*
Video: -Anyways! Let me tell you what this gameshow is about! This isn't your average gameshow, it's where we torture Winter the Grumpy Refrigerator!
Winter: *pauses video* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? WHY THE **** WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN THE INTRO?!?
Starwisher: *throws pencil at Winter before resuming the video again*
Video: But to be honest, he deserves it so it's all good!
Winter: *pauses it* STARWISHER I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!
Starwisher: NOT IF I MURDER YOU FIRST! *resumes video*
Video: And for any of you who think I sound insane, I am. Anyways, please enjoy today's show!
Winter: IS THAT WHAT YOU SERIOUSLY PUT ON AN INTRO VIDEO?!?
Starwisher: Yes, why? Do you think I shouldn't add that?
Winter: OBVIOUSLY!
Starwisher: *grabs knives and guns and starts chasing Winter around JMA* I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET SAYING THAT!
~23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds, and 999 milliseconds later (or about a day) later~
Starwisher: Anyways, we got another dare from @BonBon1452021! @BonBon1452021 dares Kinkajou to prank Queen Glory!
Kinkajou: Oooh! I have the PERFECT prank in mind!
Starwisher: Great! Let's do it!
Somewhere in the Rainforest:
Glory: You wanted to see me, Kinkajou?
Kinkajou: That's right.
Glory: Is something wrong at JMA?
Kinkajou: Nope! Everything's fine there! I just wanted to see how you're doing. That's all!
Glory: Well I'm not dying so I think I'm fine. You better head back to school, you don't want to get in trouble.
Kinkajou: Oh wait! One more thing! As I was coming to meet you, I saw Deathbringer.
Glory: I sent him to go collect some fruit although we already have a lot of fruit and Mangrove is the fruit collector. It can get quite annoying having a bodyguard following you 24/7.
Kinkajou: That wasn't what I was asking. I wasn't even asking anything! I was going to saw I saw Deathbringer hanging out with someone!
Glory: I mean, he does have a right to be friends with other dragons.
Kinkajou: No! I mean he was dating someone else!
Glory: Wait WHAT DID YOU SAY?!? HE'S CHEATING ON ME?!?
Kinkajou: It seems like it.
Glory: GO FETCH HIM NOW AND BRING HIM TO ME.
Kinkajou: Yes Queen Glory.
~A Few Minutes Later~
Deathbringer: Oh hey Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: I have some bad news.
Deathbringer: WHAT?!? DID SOMEONE ATTACK HER? PUT POISON IN HER FOOD?
Kinkajou: No no no! Not that! I saw her...dating someone else...
Deathbringer: ...WHAT?!? I NEED TO SEE HER! WHERE IS SHE?
Kinkajou: Follow me.
Back to Where Glory Was:
Glory: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! UGH!
Kinkajou: I'm back with Deathbringer!
Glory: *whacks Deathbringer with her tail*
Deathbringer: What was that for?!? It's not like I'm the one who's cheating on you!
Glory: EXCUSE ME? YOU WERE DATING SOMEONE ELSE! *throws a coconut at Deathbringer*
Deathbringer: KINKAJOU SAID YOU WERE DATING SOMEONE ELSE! *throws pineapple*
Kinkajou: Hey! I want that!
Glory: KINKAJOU SAID SHE SAW YOU WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
Deathbringer: WELL I WASN'T!
Glory: I WASN'T EITHER!
Kinkajou: Guys! Stop! Nobody cheated on anyone! It was a prank!
Glory and Deathbringer: ...*starts chasing her around the rainforest*
Kinkajou: I'M SO DEAD-
OMG sorry that I haven't been updating! I was busy with school but it's almost summer break now so no homework (yay!) so that means I can spend the afternoon updating Wattpad instead of doing homework. Anyways, have a good day/night!
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