Chapter 36: The Fruit Saves the Day

Starwisher: Guess who's BACK?!? That's right! Me! Your funny, most excellent host in the universe! 

Kinkajou: Yay! 

Winter: Let me guess, we got a dare?

Starwisher: *A big over-dramatic gasp* How did you know? Can you see the future?!?

Winter: Number one, you already know I can't see the future. Number two, stop acting like that. And number three, isn't that what this book is about? Doing dares?

Starwisher: Oh! When did you get so smart?!? *Hugs Winter*

Qibli: The dare?

Starwisher: Huh-Oh right! *stops hugging Winter* @Isabellaguo8851 dared Qibli to...DRUM ROLL PLEASE...

Kinkajou: *grabs two extremely huge bongo drums and starts hitting it*

Turtle: Where did you get those drums?!?

Starwisher: Ahem.  Qibli must battle his mom, Cobra.

Qibli: Oh alrig-WAIT WHAT?!?

Winter: *laughs* This will be GOOD.

Starwisher: Do you have sand in your ears, Qibli? I said: You will battle your mom. 

Qibli: *tries to think of an excuse to not be fighting against his so-called scary mom* You...you must been mistaken, right? 

Starwisher: Oh no, I NEVER EVER made a mistake! You can TOTALLY trust me, Qibli! *snaps fingers or whatever dragons call it* 

Cobra: FINALLY! I don't have time to wait FOREVER!

Qibli: *Stays silent but in his mind: OH NO, HELP ME.*

Starwisher: *tries to use the microphone but gets a very loud and annoying feedback* 

~ A while later~

Starwisher: Welcome! Welcome one and all to the first battle! I am your host, Starwisher, and my two LOVELY contestants here, Qibli and Cobra, will be BATTLING AGAINST EACH OTHER! On my word, the battle begins...NOW!

Qibli and Cobra: *starts fighting*

Winter: *eats popcorn*

Turtle: Eek! There's BLOOD!

Winter: Amazing. *Continues to eat popcorn*

Starwisher: Of course there's BLOOD, Turtle! That's how we now they are actually taking this seriously!

Cobra: * still fighting* I ALWAYS take battles SERIOUSLY.

Kinkajou: I...I am going to get some more popcorn!

Moon: Your bucket is still full.

Kinkajou: *Looks at the filled bucket* UHHH...NO IT'S NOT. *dumps entire bucket into her mouth and shows it to Moon* SEE? THERE'S NOT A SINGLE POPCORN IN THERE. 

Moon: But-

Kinkajou: *disappears*

~ A long while later and Qibli is loosing~


Peril: Kinkajou's been gone for a long while. I thought she was going to get popcorn.

Moon: Do you think she is? It looked like to me that she needed an excuse to do something.

Qibi: *trying to defend himself* Uh...hey guys?!? Maybe try to be more supportive? I'm clearly loosing and Winter's the only one who's being supportive. But not to me, guess who? Cobra.

Moon: *turns to Winter* What type of friend are you to Qibli?

Winter: If you was even listening to Chapter 24, then you know that Qibli and I are NOT friends. 

Cobra: *to Qibli* Why don't you just GIVE UP, you useless piece of dirt? Because I AM CLEARLY WINNING HERE SO-*Gets hit by a pineapple and falls unconscious*

Kinkajou: ITOTALLYDONOTHAVEANYTHINGTODOWITHTHAT! 

Starwisher: And...the winner is...

Qibli: Yes!

Starwisher: ...PINEAPPLE!

Qibli: WHAT?!?







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