Chapter 35: Kinkajou On Sugar High

Starwisher: *Runs around Jade Mountain Academy* CODE RED! CODE RED! KINKAJOU IS ON SUGAR HIGH! GET WEAPONS TO DEFEND YOURSELF!

Moon: SUGAR HIGH?!?

Turtle: KINKAJOU?!?

Winter: SO THAT'S WHY THERE ARE LLAMAS WEARING SUNGLASSES IN THE ART CAVE!

Jade Winglet excluding Winter but including Starwisher: *stares at Winter*

Winter: I was going to go paint and wait for the next class but when I got there, I saw llamas wearing sunglasses all over the cave.

Kinkajou: *suddenly appears behind the group*That is...CORRECT AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT YOU ALL LOOK...*Dumps a large bucket of egg yolks and egg whites on the Jade Winglet and Starwisher* ...EGGSELLENT! *laughs and disappears*

Winter: I'M GOING TO TEAR HER!

Sunny: *Runs to the Jade Winglet* Guys! There's- Oh. *Finally notices the egg-covered Jade Winglet* What ever happened to you all?!? And Peril, you're covered in sunny side ups!

Turtle: Kinkajou poured egg yolks and egg whites on us.

Sunny: Okay, that explains it.

Moon: Explains what? Did Kinkajou do something else besides put llamas with sunglasses in the art cave-*Sees Sunny's shocked expression*-oh. You didn't know about that?

Sunny: There's llamas wearing sunglasses in the art cave?!?

Qibli: Yep. So what did Kinkajou do this time?

Sunny: There's hula-dancing polar bears in the Prey Center. 

Jade Winglet and Starwisher: *stares at Sunny*

Tsunami: *Comes running to the Jade Winglet* WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE ARE STAPLERS WITH FEET RUNNING AROUND IN THE HALLS?!?

Jade Winglet: O.O

Kinkajou: *suddenly appears again* BECAUSE I'M ON SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws bacon and bread at the Jade Winglet and Starwisher* AND YOU'RE BREAKFAST! TTYL! *disappears*

Peril: Oh look, I have toast, bacon, AND sunny side ups!

Clay: Did someone say ✧BREAKFAST✧OOH! Toast, bacon, AND sunny side ups!

Sunny: *sighs* Clay-

Tsunami: NOT THE TIME FOR THINKING ABOUT BREAKFAST, CLAY!

Kinkajou: *reappears* Clay! You said you wanted breakfast, right?

Clay: Yes!

Kinkajou: Okay! Brb! *flies away then comes back with a bunch of dogs and points at each dog as she says their name* Meet Breakfast! This is Bacon. This is Cereal. This is Waffle. This is Pancake. This is Syrup, she's sweet. This is Butter. This is Egg. This is Toast. This Coffee. This is Milk. This is Oatmeal. Last but not least...this is Jam! 

Jade Winglet, Starwisher, Tsunami, and Sunny: *stares at Kinkajou and at all the dogs*

Clay: ...Can I have food instead of dogs?

Kinkajou: Ya sure! Here, have a pie! *throws pie in Clay's face and disappears*

Clay: *licks the cream* Still good!

Starwisher: We MUST stop Kinkajou although it's 99.9% impossible.

Qibli: And how exactly do we do that?

Starwisher: Dunno but for now, hang it there. I'll be back tomorrow so talk to you all later!

Qibli: Wait where are you going? Are you going to leave us here suffering in the hands of Kinkajou?!?

Starwisher: Yep! Cya! *disappears*







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