Fuga: YOU'RE NO GOOD, DUCK!

Hare and Malamute: *confused*

Kholondo: You're just. Like. Ya father!

Hare: *Vietnam flashbacks*

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Aureus: I've only had Hare for a day, but it anything happens to her, I'm killing everyone in this room, and then myself!

Hare: Master Aureus, NO-

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Adobe: Everyone has a gay cousin

Scorch: I don't have a gay cousin... wait- I AM the gay cousin!

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Roadrunner: Dad, I met someone special

Spider: Who's the lucky guy?

Roadrunner: Guy?

Spider: *puts talon on his shoulder* Son, no girl wants you a foot from them

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Ivory: Finish the lyric! All I want for Christmas~

Spider: Is your head on a mantel

Ivory: *continues to sing* Is yoooooou, baby!

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Malamute: You are what you eat!

Hare: Nothing

Malamute: ...

Malamute: *slides plate of cookies to her* Eat child-

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Eve: Hold on, we have to check to see if your candy is safe

Roadrunner: Why?

Eve: Bec-

Roadrunner: *digs into candy*

Eve: Fine, choke on a razor blade-

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Aureus: I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy! And my heart is severely damaged... so Ivory if you're out there-

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Spider: *during flying practice* Do you trust me son?

Aureus: *on a rock* Yeah...

Spider: *arms out* C'mon, son

Aureus: *jumps*

Spider: *gets out of the way* Rule number one, never trust anyone

Aureus: *THUD*

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Aureus: Quit kink shaming me!

Scorch: Kink shaming, is my kink

Aureus: *unholy screaming*

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Adobe: *runs up to random dragon* Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen my son, he's about this tall, clearly Pans, but we haven't had the talk yet?

Adobe: *tackles trash can* AUREUS, ARE YOU IN THERE?

Also Adobe: AURE, WHERE THERE F#€$ ARE YOU!?

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Fuga: Malamute had nineteen bottles of dish soap, and Hare-

Rhino: *raises hand* Wait, why does Mala have so many soaps?

Malamute: *trying to wash out Humu's wounds with Hare* MIND YOUR BUSINESS, RHINO-

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Ivory: *plays So What on her guitar*

Aureus: So what! I'm freaking depressed!

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There we go! I thought this would be nice while I suffer from writer's block. Hope you enjoyed!