Way 6

Kinkajou: Hey Turtle, Do u have any plans?

Turtle: what plans?

Kinkajou: TO KILL SCARLET YOU PLUMB SEAWING!!!!

Turtle: ohhhh...

Turtle: I think maybe we make a phone call to her

Kinkajou: but she'll know it's us, and we don't know her phone number

Turtle: I'm an animus!!!

Kinkajou: oh I forgot. It's been like a year

Turtle: Give me Scarlets phone number!

*paper appears on turtles hand*

Turtle: it says 611 though

Kinkajou: 911 is the cops, 611 is hers. I think

Turtle: Let's call her

Turtle: *pulls out phone and AirPods* Here you have this AirPod and I have this one

Kinkajou: That's a dumb idea... oh wait.... I have an idea!!!!

Turtle: what is it *turns up k pop music*

Kinkajou: we tell vermillion to give Scarlet AirPods and then we blast full volume music into her ears.

Turtle: OMG THAT THE BEST!!! WHAT SONG???

Kinkajou: We need the worst song ever. How about mix Johnny Johnny and Baby shark together?

Turtle: lemme sing that. JOHNNY DO DO DO DO JOHNNY DO DO DO DO

Kinkajou: a little more high pitched.

*kinkajou and turtle make a horrible song*

Turtle: TELEPORT VERMILLION HERE!!!

*Vermillion falls out of a nether portal onto Turtle*

Vermillion: what?

Turtle: *tells the plan*

Vermillion: Ohhhh

*dashes off to give scarlet AirPods*

Vermillion: Hi hi

Scarlet: what

Vermillion: I bought these cool AirPods and I don't want it. Do u want it

Scarlet: YESS

*Scarlet slaps Vermillion and snatches AirPods*

Scarlet: *puts on AirPods*

*relaxing music plays*

Scarlet: ahhh

2 seconds later

AirPods: JOHNNY DO DO DO DOD DODDIK JOHNNY DOODODDO OD MMM OREOS MATBRAT MMMMM DIRT FATTY BAT DO JOHNNY *more scavenger noises*

Scarlet: WHAT!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *eats AirPods and dies*

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