A Certain Wasp gets Lost


Ok, first things first, I apologize for not updating since April. Its been like 3 weeks. As you all know, online school is amazing (That was sarcastic). I knew finals were coming up so I planned to update some time during or before last week. And then Wattpad deleted the entire chapter before it was finished. After that, I was procrastinating to the point where now I am on the last week of school, where the pressure is high, updating this story because I love you guys. You probably forgot what even happened in the last part hehe.

Also, I made the pic up top and it has nothing to do with the story :) And it's unfinished because I never finished shading/lighting Chat Blanc

-MarvelousPeterParker

Except Paris wasn't alone. Alya and Nino were gone, resting at home. Ladybug and ChatNoir were flying across the country at incredible speed. And Vopina was planning her reign of chaos.

Violet stumbled out of a trash can. Why was she in there? Well, she was waiting for further instructions from LadyBug while sitting on the edge of a building, when her jewel, the barret in her hair, began to beep. Her suit suddenly vanished so she dove into a trash can.  It was the only way to keep her identity a secret.  

So here she was, in all here meme lord glory.  Smelling like garbage, looking like garbage, and crawling out of garbage.  To be honest, she had no idea what was happening with LadyBug, Chat, Rena, or Carapace.  She didn't even know about Vopina!  But something in the air other than her fowl odor told her something was off. 

"Pollen?"  she asked hesitantly and the kwami flew out of an empty egg carton. 

"Yes, my queen-" Pollen looked at her miraculous holder who was absolutely disgusting. "Ew"

"Yeah, I know it's disgusting."  Violet waved her off.  "We need to find the others.  I think something bad is happening."

"You could say that again.  Your pajamas are ruined!"  Pollen exclaimed.  Violet looked down at her hello kitty bottoms and loose Deadpool themed T-Shirt.  Both stained from some foul liquid she didn't really want to picture in her mind.  And her shirt smelled like Barbeque Sauce.

"I'm sorry Deadpool..."  Violet ripped off the shirt over her head. 

"Violet no! Someone will see you!"

"Relax. It's the middle of the night, no one will-"  Violet began until she made eye contact with a stranger passing the alleyway.  The stranger was frozen mid-walk, in shock and surprise.  Violet covered herself, seeing as she wasn't wherein the best form of underclothing because there was no underclothing. 

She slowly slipped her shirt back on, never breaking eye contact with the stranger. 

"SHOO!"  Pollen said and flew up to his face.  The man let out a blood-curdling screen after seeing the Bee like creature, dropping all his things and running for the hills. 

"Ok, guess I can't get a new shirt."  Violet sighed.  "Maybe w should go home."

"Uh.... no."  Pollen stated flatly. 

"Uh.... yes? I'm too lazy to find out what is so off-putting about tonight. Besides, I'm way less experienced then LadyCug and the others."  Violet admitted.

"No, you're not.  You have the buildings of a strong woman, a super-"

"No, I don't,"  Violet said sourly, grabbing the slight pudge around her waist.  "I eat bagels all day, and I try to work out but I love bagels and McDonald's way too much." 

"Uh..."

"And I'm bloated from the ice cream I ate earlier."  Violet continued.  "I'm seriously no WonderWoman or BlackWidow."

"I don't know who either of those are, but listen."  Pollen flew to Violet's lower abdomen.  "This?" She pointed at Violet's gut,  "Does not make you a powerful, athletic, strong, beautiful person.  Heck, you could be the skinniest girl on Earth and that still wouldn't make you pretty.  And you could be fat, but that wouldn't make you ugly."

Violet raised a brow. 

"Violet, you are gorgeous.  You are funny and witty, and I've only known you for a few hours!"  Pollen declared.  "And if you put your mind to it, you can do almost anything, doesn't matter how much of a muffin top you have, or how fit your body is."

"Why?"  Violet questioned.

"Because that doesn't make you who you are."  Pollen finished.  "And who you really are?  That's dang beautiful." 

Violet was about to cry but she didn't because she hadn't drunk enough water that day to produce tears.  And the water she was retaining was so little she didn't want to risk crying and dehydrate in her own tears.  "Thanks, Pollen."

"You are welcome."  Pollen bowed.  "Now, let's get you suited up and fight evil and save the others and all of Paris!"

"That escalated quickly." Violet stammered.  

"Well maybe that's because I know the Bug and Chat are on their way to another country, Rena and the turtle guy can't fight right now, and Vopina is going to kill your family." 

"WHAT!?" Violet outburst. "WHO'S VOPINA?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE RANDO FURRIES?! AND LADYBUG AND CHATNOIR ARE JUST YEETING THEMSELVES OUT OF FRANCE!?"

"Yeah. They are."  Pollen nodded.  "Whatever you mean by yeeting." 

"This is insane."  Violet stuttered, I-"

"Well well well."  Said a cocky female voice above them.  Violet and pollen looked up to see a girl and a ripoff Rena Rouge costume carrying a flute, sitting on the edge of the wall Violet had sat on earlier.  She looked down at them with a cruel deep smile that could send Alastor the Radio Demon running for his life.

"Who's that?"  Violet asked but Pollen had hidden herself already. 

"I am-" The girl began to say but Violet interrupted. 

"The Cheshire cat?  NO!  Pennywise! Wait I've got it...."

"I am not a fictional character!"  She squeaked.

"You sure you're not from a French show?  Wait!  You are practicing for your Alastor cosplay which is why you were smiling like that! Except you're frowning now so you kinda failed because he never frowns."  Violet placed her hands on her hips, not giving single care that she was in her pajamas talking to a probably powerful person.  

"I don't even know who that is!"  Her voice cracked. "I'm-"

"About to be slaughtered by me! Pollen? Buzz on!"  The kwami came out of nowhere and sucked into the barret in Violet's blackened hair.  In a flash of vibrant yellow, Violet became the Wasp again. 

"What the duck I didn't know you had a miraculous!"  The girl's voice wouldn' stop cracking like she was a middle school boy going through puberty.

"YEE HAW I DO!" Violet flew up and kicked the girl straight in the face. "Call me Wasp.  And you must be Vopina."

"Ugh, I thought you were actually retarded."  Vopina groaned, getting back to her feet.

"It varies from time to time."  Wasp shrugged.   "Time to kick butt!"  She then proceeded to kick Vopina up the crotch.  Vopina doubled back in pain. 

"Dude I was going to make an alliance with you!"  Vopina scowled. 

"Are you assuming my gender miss furry?" Wasp snapped. 

"I thought you were a guy just chill out man I'm trying to speak!"

"You are still assuming my gender! I'M THE QUEEN OF THE TRASH!" Wasp picked Vopina up despite her struggles and tossed her over the edge, causing her to land in the exact same trash can Violet had.  "Wow," she looked at her hands. "Guess I am athletic, or strong, whatever you should call it."

"That was disgusting!"  Said a voice behind her.  Violet turned around to see several Vopina's inching towards her. 

"Wo, maybe I should lay off the flintstone gummies..."  Violet-backed up to the edge.  Something grabbed her ankle from behind.  It was also Vopina, covered in trash. Even though she already was trash.  "Oh, I see you've found the rest of your species." 

"Why you little brat!" Vopina tugged her leg causing Wasp to fall over the edge.  She caught herself with her dark black bat wings that could easily be mistaken as a dragon.  Vopina almost yelped as she fell back into the garbage.  Wasp returned to the other Vopina's curiously, how were they there?  Then she realized, what if this girl had Rena's miraculous? Then this was an illusion!

She tossed her top healed by a string, watching as it passed through all the Vopina's.  The real Vopina was no behind her and the began to fight. 

"So..."  Wasp began to say, dodging all her blows and fists.  "Did you see Spiderman Far From Home or something?"

"What are you talking about!" Vopina hissed. 

"Well, you're like Mysterio!" Wasp said as if it was obvious.  Flying up aboveVopina as she chased after her. 

"I don't even know who that is!"  She said as she sent a firey blast at Wasp. The fire went right through her, for she knew it was an illusion. 

"Well, you sent the protagonists, LadyBug, and ChatNoir to another country did you not?"  Wasp said. 

"Yes,"  Vopina smirked, watching Wasp in the leg with her flute.  Wasp tumbled a bit but caught herself. 

"And you tried to kill our friends cause they know your secret right?"

"I mean, yeah. But everyone should die! And I will be the hero!" She sent more fake fire at Wasp who didn't even care. 

"Oh my goodness you sound exactly like him."  Wasp chuckled. "So who's spiderman in this story?" 

"Would you shut up and die?!" 

"I'm guessing LadyBug because she practically is him. Oh well, I'm just casually breaking the fourth wall anyways. But that's fine."  Wasp shrugged.  "I'm getting rather tired of you. VENOM!"

"What did you just call a marvel villain on me now?"  Vopina rolled her eyes.  She didn't have time to react as Wasp stung her with the point of her top.  Vopina looked up in shock as her entire body went numb and her muscles tensed.  She stammered something, but all that came out was spit because her tongue had been paralyzed. Vopina stiffly plummeted to the concrete Earth. 

"Oh, I wish. He would be kinda scary to meet don't you think?"  Wasp asked. "Oh wait, you're falling. Let me help you."  She dove to Vopina and caught her, even though she wanted to let the girl get brain damage from hitting the ground. 

She hummed to herself as she neatly placed her back in the trash can. 

"I never really watched Scooby-Doo, but I do know they would rip the mask off at the end of every episode to see who the villain was."  She clicked her tongue. "But we can't do that because of magic so I'll do this instead."

Violetripped the necklace off Vopina's neck, causing her to glow orange.  What stood before her was no surprise. 

"Oh, it's another person I hate." She said as the sun began to rise. "Good morning Lila."


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