(Warning: strong language mostly from Peril)

Tsunami: Hello everyone and welcome to today's rap battle!

*Crowd cheers*

In the left corner, we have my brother...

PRINCE TURTLE THE SEAWING ANIMUS!

*Crowd whoops and cheers*

Clay: And in the right corner, we have my amazing girlfriend...

PERIL THE FIRESCALED SKYWING!

*Crowd "oooo"s and claps*

Clay & Tsunami: WHO WILL WIN?
Claws up, teeth ready!
FIGHT!

Turtle:
Wasn't at the top of my game
Still everybody knows my name
Mainly 'cause of the fame I've managed to obtain
In the last few days, my life's been good
Even though it took me a while to centre my mood
I mean, back in the day, I was a freakin' zero
But after I banished that Albatross ghost, I was an whole new CATEGORY of hero

Yeah I used to be anxious and scared
Didn't want to be spotted anywhere
But at least people repeat my name in awe
"Prince Turtle, from nobody to adored"
And what did YOU do for your kingdom and queen?
Become a murdering machine?
To betray your friends AND your dreams
All for your pitiful scheme?

Come on, Peril bud
Let's let these lyrics linger cause you're just a dud
You're a two-timing stream
Well you look like you're blowin' steam
'Cause my blows are knockin' ya down and they land true
Pressin' and punchin' every single spot of you

Just like Horizon when he started to burn
My lyrics are comin' atcha at every turn
Not to mention, all the other innocents you've slain
And now we're back at the start, so best step up your game

Tsunami: Woa-ho! Who knew my brother could be so RUTHLESS?

Clay: I didn't. Nice work, Turtle. Still think Peril could do better though.

Tsunami: Peril, you have the floor.

Clay: *whispers* remember – words. Sorry, you're not allowed to burn anyone.

Peril:
So that's your plan?
Rap about your achievements 
And how I was a scam?
Well sorry to tell ya Turtle but you're sick
Spyin' and eavesdroppin' on every damn conversation? You hick!
Maybe I was a murderer but I changed
Unlike you, who "used your magic frivolously and for your own gain"

You sound like every other dragon I know
All my life, tellin' me how much I SUCK
But I guess you were so far wrapped in "TuRtLe'S TaLe oF wOe"
Well cry me a river you spoiled rich fuck

So you mean to tell me
You should get all the fame, all the glory?
Because you've "done all you can" to help your family?
Well that's fuckin' twisted and this story's about to get gory
So what if I was slayin'
While you were off layin'
In a pool of your own self-misery
While I'm off makin' history
Makin' sure, everyone could hear me

You sure you wanna throw down with me?
I made HISTORY
And though I'm mostly rapping about myself
I must mention I abandoned hell
To save my friends and help my mother
Even though she didn't want me and killed my own brother

This is a deadly fight, one you ain't winnin'
I've fought plenty 'o' times, and I've made a killin'
You enchanted your own sister to be a DISTRACTION
Your provocation ain't workin', so best change your tactics
You're so lonely, your own sister had to ENCHANT a dragon to fall in love with you
Well that's sad, and completely out of the blue

While you whined, I changed
Called character development
It's something you should try to gain
To stop being so irrelevant

You mighta' set the bar high
But I can pass it and no one's surprised
I'm one deadly foe that just can't be beat
No matter the battle, the winner is me

Crowd: *applause for both dragons, who glare at each other*

Tsunami: That was one deadly battle... who had the stronger lyrics and sickest rhyme?

Clay: Place your votes!

Khejadi: Check the comments for the Strawpoll link. Thanks for reading!