JAPANESE SOLDIER:     Fair One said, "Who me? Put you on?"

FILIPINO SOLDIER:     Brownie said: "Come on."

JAPANESE SOLDIER:     Fair One said, "It's a free country, Brownie, but, If the deed is not done, you can't even run."

The prostitutes and customers boo the Japanese soldier.

JAPANESE SOLDIER:     "Oh", the Fair One said to the Yellow One, "now that you're here, join the fun"

CHINESE SOLDIER:     Yellow One said, "Hah?"

JAPANESE SOLDIER:     Fair One said, "Fine. Then we'll all be One."

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One

Everyone says "One"

But which one is the real "One"? The White One's "One"?

The Fair One's "One"?

The Brown One's "One"?

The Yellow One's "One"?

One

STRAY DOGS:     Which one?

AMERICAN SOLDIER:     Well, Superman, he got dazed and confused / He had two black eyes and a bleeding nose / He told Sam The Main Man, "I'm bored, what can I do?" / Sam the Main Man said, "I have the perfect job for you."

Superman said, "You're the man!"

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