[Re-uploaded with new storyline!]

Yaha kuch log apni car me travel kar rhe the. Ya yun kahu ki... chori kar ke bhaag rhe the. Ye pahadi area tha aur yaha ke saare road khali the. Woh sab car turn karke aage badte hi hai jab gaadi out of control ho jaati hai aur jaa kar pass ke ek tute-phoote haweli ke pehle ek ped par crash ho jaati hai.

Woh sab jaise taise churai hui car se bahar nikalte hai aur apni car ki haalat dekhte hai.

Jatin: Bc ye kya kar diya!!

Nitin: Maine kuch nhi kiya!! Gaadi khud hi ped se jaake lipat gayi!

Javin: bola tha maine, bina license wale bande ko gaadi chalane mat do! Hogya kaand! Sabko tasalli milgayi ab?!

Veer: mai agree karta hu.

Yuvan: haa behencho ye karlo pehle!

Suraj: gussa nhi guys! Sehat ke liye hanikarak hota hai!

Hardik: ye sab choddho aur socho ki KARNA KYA HAI?!!

Inki bholi si surat aankhon me masti me mt doobo! Sab ke sab chor hai bkl.
Shakal acchi hai woh alag baat hai-

Javin: guys abhi agar ye road pura chalne gye toh maut aajani h!

Suraj: kyu bhai?

Javin: pta bhi hai kitna chalna hoga?! Aur thodi der me andhera hojayega.

Veer: toh ab?

Jatin: ab 2 hi raaste hai humare pass. Pehla, road par chalo. Agar is jungle me kisi jungli-jaanwar se pala pad gya toh gaye hum sab se sab. Dusra, is haweli me aaj ki raat kaatlo. Kal subha agar koi gaadi pass ki toh lift le lenge.

Nitin: option 2 sahi rahega.

Suraj: But jiske paise humne churaye hai woh aagya toh?

Yuvan: wahi na! Bhulo mat uppar se humne seedhe seedhe nhi churaye! Kitne logo se ladna pada hai! Woh sab bhi idhar aagye toh??

Jatin: toh tum sabko jungli jaanwaro ka chicken dinner banna hai? Abe bkl chalo na chup chap andar!

Sab agree krte hai aur haweli ke andar chalne ki taiyaari karte hai.

Unhone haweli ka gate open kiya, more like grill open kiya. Ajeeb si awaz hui aur ekdum creepy vibes aane lagi.

Jatin: bhai creepy nhi lag rha?

Veer: lag toh rha hai par kya kar sakte hai.

Hardik: woh sab choddho aur jaldi enter karo! Yaad rakhna humare pass 20 lakh rupay hai! Use sambhal kar rakhna!

Veer: churaye hue hai.

Jatin: yeh mention karne ki zarurat nhi thi haramkhor!

Javin: behenchod aisa nhi lg rha ki idhar Pishachini aunty, Dayan chachi aur Naagin bua ek saath rehti hai?

Veer: bhai manjulika ko add krna bhool gya tu!

Yuvan: Idhar maths leke mt baitho bc itni mushkil se toh maths se peecha chuta hai!

Suraj: Are andar chalna hai ki raat bhar idhar hi baith kar mujra kroge?!

Aur ab sab haweli ke main gate ke saamne khade the.

Hardik: fatt rhi hai bhai wapas chalte hai na!

Suraj: Ek raat ki hi baat hai!

Nitin: bhai sahab! Ye kya creepy haweli hai bey!

Hardik: bhai uppar board hai! Dhool ki wajah se kya likha hai nhi dikh rha!

Jatin: Arabic me kuch likha hai. Assafal assaful-

Yuvan: Abe gadhe! *sar pe tapli* "The French Castle" likha hai!

Veer: French Revolution yaad aagya by god

Suraj: gyaani baba mt bann!

Nitin: ab andar chale??

Hardik: paiso ka bag car me hi reh gaya gadho!

Fir Jatin woh bag lene jaata hai car se. Tab hi kuch logo ki daudne ki awaz aati hai aur Jatin panic kar jaata hai.

Woh jaldi se bag leke baaki ladko ke pass aata hai aur bolta hai

Jatin: guys woh log idhar hi aarhe hai!

Hardik: bhai jaldi gate khol aur andar chal!

Suraj: Daya darw- mera mtlb tha, Nitin, DARWAZA TOD!

Nitin: *kicks on the door and door khul gya*

Jatin: chalo jaldi!

Sab enter kar jaate hai. Par peeche se jo log aarhe the unhone enter karte hue dekh liya tha aur peeche se woh enter kar jaate hai.

Par kya inhe pta hai inhone kaha enter kiya hai aur iska anjaam kya ho sakta hai??
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AN,

Yo! How's everyone?? This is my first ever horror comedy ff so I'M EXCITED! I hope y'all are excited too lol. Anyways, there's no love angle in this ff so... hehe. But I promise, its gonna be a BLAST of comedy and fun! Stay with me in this journey! And ofcourse take care! Love y'all, mwah! Bbye <3

- AN
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DISCLAIMER

This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, All the names, characters, business, places, events and incidents are either the author's imagination or is used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual person, living or dead, or any events, is purely coincidental.

The photos and videos used in this book aren't mine. Credit goes to their rightful owner.
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Cover and story by: @Namjesus_blessing
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