So, apparently, Lily Evans wanted to go bash james, but he was hiding around near the Whomping Willow. So she went over there, and then got hit once but he saved her in their seventh year and they dated ever since. They called me Willow because it was the tree that started their relationship.

However, it doesn't work if you don't know that was about to happen, and you throw a rock at sirius and it misses him and hits James. 

Because then James isn't there in time to save Lily. 

And then Lily gets hit by the Willow in the head.

And Lily dies.

What I'm trying to say, is that I killed my mother before I was born, and then I died, because I didn't exist.

oh yeah, I died.

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Guise, Ima gonna redo this whole book when the 7th one is done because I feel like it.

In the meantime, I'm going to write something interesting on this upload so it isn't all about death.

I don't even know when it's set, but that's okay.

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My heart was pounding as I sprinted as fast as I could. The blood bounding in my ears. I realised I couldn't run for my life if I tried.

"GONNA GET YOU WILLOW!" Screeched a voice.

This, my friends, is Belatrix Lestrange when she was at school. She's still evil as fuck.

I ended up running up a flight of stairs, only to fall down three flights, and impale myself on a knife.

Bella's knife. 

Bitch.

I yelled out in pain as she shrieked with laughter, and stabbed me again.

I'm always getting stabbed, ay?

Eventually she left and the world was all fuzzy. Everything was red.

I heard footsteps. A voice. Hands, arms, lifting me up. Carrying me to the hospital wing.

My vision was impared and I couldn't see their face, which pissed me off.

I was certain it was a man, or a muscular woman. And he had dark hair, which pretty much narrows it down to most of the school.

I was placed gently on a bed, where I drifted off into the unconcious.

I awoke to astranged voices around me.

"-Lestrange was always cruel. Never thought she'd do this."

"-Lucky he was there to save her-"

"-Glad he didn't hesitate to bring her here-"

"-Thank God for the Snape boy."

I sat bolt upright, injuring myself quite a bit.

"Snape?" I half-shouted. "Of  all people?"

"Snape, Severus snape, he saved your life."

I always thought my old potions teacher had sex appeal.

but now he's my age.

And saved my life.

And he's going to go be hot when he's older.

Mission in life: Marry Severus Snape.

I have mental problems.