First, pick three (maybe not-so) dearly departed characters to tortu- I mean interview!

1. Iris
2. Haru
3. Kazumi

So, obvious I guess, but what are you names?

Iris: Iris Akiyama *waves to whatever*

Haru: ..Haruka Nakahara. Or just Haru I don't care

Kazumi: Roy Kazumi, what I prefer, or Kazumi Roy

How old were you when you died?

Iris: Umm...maybe like 16-17? Probably 17 im not sure

Haru: 16

Kazumi: ..15

Were you ever even alive, or are you part of a species that technically never lives?

All: No

Iris: But it would be cool--

How did you die?

Iris: *smiles contently* My best friend killed me while I was playing the piano. I don't hate her for killing me though *more smiles*

Haru: *sighs and looks off to the side* execution. Not going to say why *still depressed about what he's done*

Kazumi: Well uh...i didnt know there was a trap and I kinda got stuck in it or something.... *goes silent*

Or did your creator just get tired of you and stop writing/drawing about you?

Never-!

Or are you undead? (If this doesn't apply, the question can be removed)
None of them are

What happens to the dead in your canon?

All: Idk

Was there a funeral or memorial service of any kind?

Iris: I don't think so?

Haru: ...We sort of couldn't in my circumstance-

Kazumi: I don't know. It happened recently and I really doubt anyone would hold a funeral for me

If so, what was it like?

[Skip]

That sounds... nice. So, some questions about when you were alive- did you look any different than you do now, if any kind of afterlife exists in your world? Otherwise, we know your rotting corpse looks different.

Iris: Well uh I can see now since I'm dead. Does that count?

Haru: *shrugs* i have no clue. Maybe a horrible person I don't know. That's how I would see myself

Kazumi: *shrugs also* i dont know

Who do you think was most impacted by your death?

Iris: *hums* Probably Green

Haru: *looks down at the ground and looks hurt* ...Hana...

Kazumi: Only one person, Nico. It's a shame I look too much like one of his lovers..I'm sorry

Did your creator ever completely scrap everything but your name and start over?

All: Nope

Did you believe in afterlife when you were alive?
Iris: *shrugs* I never really knew about it

Haru: Never really thought about it..

Kazumi: Sort of.

Did you have any pets?

All: Nope

Do you think this quiz is pointless?

Iris: Not exactly, I like it!

Haru: *shrugs*

Kazumi: I don't mind it

If you could be alive again for one day, what would you do with your day?

Iris: Spend it with....my dad probably. I'm sure he feels horrible about what mom does

Haru: *immediate answer* Hana.

Kazumi: Probably Nico

[If this is spend with someone who is still alive]

Did you have a favorite food when you were alive? How about now?

Iris: Hmmmm all foods?

Haru: Seafood

Kazumi: *shakes head* i didnt have a favorite

Color?

Iris: Green. Wait Greens a color right?

Haru: I liked red

Kazumi: Dark blue...or just any blue

Animal?

Iris: Cats!

Haru: This is more of a question for Hana-

Kazumi: *shrugs* hmm...maybe stingrays. *holds cheeks and gasps* the little faces on the bottom are so cute~ *fangirls*

Book?

Iris; I was never able to read when I was alive so nope. Oh oh! When I was younger my mom read fairy tales with princesses in them! I really like those.

Haru: hmmm...i did read a lot of books so I don't really have a favorite

Kazumi: I like comics-

Are you human?

All: Yes-

If no, have you ever been human?

[[Skip]]

If not, have you ever wanted to be human?

[[Skip]]

Can I interest you in purchasing an empty box?       

Iris: Oh I do!

Haru: ...Iris it's empty-

Iris: *has been fooled and slumps down* aw man
                                       
Were you in a relationship directly before you died?

Iris: *nods* Yup! Well he died first and we didn't have much time to him but I love him a lot

Haru: *nods* Yeah..I'm sort of the fault shes dead..

Kazumi: ...*blushies* I-I don't think we were ever in a relationship but I really liked him-

How do you think your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/mate/whatever word your species uses handled your death?!

Iris: He sort of died before me so I'm not sure

Haru: *No comment, depressed child and curls up on corner*

Kazumi: ...He died before I did

Before you died, were you considered good or evil?

All: Good

Haru: ...well a little after I died I guess I was seen as evil...people sort of started to hate me...

Or did good and evil not exist in your canon?

All: Im pretty sure it does-

Before you go back to doing whatever it is dead people do, tag one person each.
Nah no thanks