Me: hey everyone. We're back and we've got a dare from @VictoriaMarshall932: I dare DIPSTICK to eat sea cucumber for a MONTH.

Rev. Dipper: aw ****.

Will: Mason!

Rev. Dipper: A) I never told you my real name, how did you know that? B) Sea cucumber can be poisonous to humans, and C) Eating it for a month might just kill me.

Rev. Mabel: maybe I'll finally get your closet...

Rev. Dipper: I'm your brother and the only thing you're focused on is my closet?

Rev. Mabel: what? Your closet is bigger than mine!

Rev. Dipper: do I really have to?

Me: what say the rest of you?

Rev. Gideon: make him do it!

Paz: avenge Will!

Rev. Mabel: for everything he Will through! *Mutters* and that closet.

Will: p-please don't k-kill him.

Me: the people have spoken.

Rev. Dipper: what!? They're all people who more or less hate me! Even Will, my boyfriend, could hold a grudge against me!

Me: aw that's not true. I think Will's incapable of hating someone, right?

Will: *smiles* ... right.

Rev. Mabel: wait-

Me: onto the dare!

Rev. Dipper: *groans*

Paz: *hands Dipper a plate of sashimi*

*Sashimi is a Japanese delicacy consisting of very fresh raw meat or fish sliced into thin pieces.*

Rev. Dipper: uh, isn't that raw fish? I'm not eating that.

Rev. Mabel: do it or I'm telling everyone what you did for that girl you liked in sixth grade.

Rev. Dipper: fine! *Eats sashimi*

Will: well? H-how is i-it?

Rev. Dipper: okay, it's not as bad as I'd thought it'd be.

Paz: good.

Rev. Gideon: you still have a whole month of this.

Rev. Dipper: I might survive.

Rev. Mabel: darn it.

Rev. Dipper: I heard that.

Me: well, that's all for now. But I'll have the next chapter up soon. Also, I had to do research for this chapter. You know sea cucumbers can cause blindness if the poison gets in your eyes and goes untreated? Anyway, bye-bye everyone! 💙