Me: hi everyone! We got a dare from unizebrasquad: I want to do a duet with Rev. Dipper the song is "We Don't Bite" by JT Machinima.

Rev. Dipper: I don't do duets.

Rev. Mabel: what about that time with-

Will: me.

Rev. Dipper: oh. Um... Will...

Will: w-well?

Me: he's lying. He just doesn't wanna sing again.

Rev. Mabel: quit being a baby and do it!

Rev. Dipper: no.

Rev. Mabel+me: do it! Do it! Do it!

Rev. Dipper: no. Never.

Rev. Mabel: not even for Will?

Rev. Dipper: *looks at Will*

Will: p-please? D-dipper for m-me?

Rev. Dipper: oh fine.

Will: yay!

-Music Starts-

Unizebrasquad: things haven't been the same since my birthday. We went to Fazbear's. That was the worst day.

Rev. Dipper: home alone in this awful darkness. I don't even know where my dad or mom is. Never been a fan of animatronics. Can I get a grown-up to check in my closet!?

Unizebrasquad: just heard a noise, I don't know where it went. To the right or the left? Is it under my bed?!

Rev. Dipper: this must be a joke and it's all in my head. But what if I'm in hell and I'm already dead?

Unizebrasquad: calm down. Take it slow. Check the halls, listen close. Shut that door, better keep it closed. What's behind it?

Rev. Dipper: I don't wanna know! Fazbear's pizza, thought it was gone. Freddy and his friends are far from done.

Unizebrasquad: did you hear that? Now here they all come. 5 long nights and I'm only on one!

Both: welcome home girls and boys. Time to play with brand new toys. Nightmares lurk inside your mind, now no place is safe to hide. (To hide!) You have nowhere to run. So why not join the fun? At night we come to life, come closer, we don't bite!

Rev. Dipper: I don't believe that for one second! Gonna keep my distance and I'll be pleasant! Wanna be my friend then prove it! I got a flashlight and I know how to use it!

Unizebrasquad: that's right! Step back from me! I'll snap at you if you snap at me! And then I'll flash you when you try attacking me. Hope I don't run out of batteries!

Rev. Dipper: oh my god. I'm on my own. Left alone and I'm not that old. Wish there was a lock on the door. Where am I now? This is not my home!

Unizebrasquad: oddly enough, feels like I'm not alone. Whoa! Sorry guys, but you got to go! My mom and dad are not comfortable watching me when I'm all alone!

Both: welcome home girls and boys. Time to play with brand new toys. Nightmares lurk I side your mind. Now no place is safe to hide! (To hide!) You have nowhere to run. So why not join the fun? At night we come to life, come closer, we don't bite!

Rev. Dipper: things haven't been the same since my birthday. We want to Fazbear's, that was the worst day.

Unizebrasquad: I'm cryin' out now, somebody help me! Cause when I open up my eyes they surround me. Why did it have to be me? Nobody else believes me.

Rev. Dipper: will nothing here give me peace? Maybe death will set me free.

Unizebrasquad: no! I'm not giving up easy! Not gonna let a cupcake eat me! You're not real! I call your bluff! Waaahh! That scare was real enough!

Rev. Dipper: even when they're not in business, I'm number one on Fazbear's hit list. Time for the nightmares to go away! (Nobody told you? We're here to stay!)

Both: welcome home girls and boys. Time to play with brand new toys. Nightmares lurk inside your mind. Now no place is safe to hide. (To hide!) You have nowhere to run. So why not join the fun? At night we come to life, come closer, we don't bite!

Will: y-yay D-dipper! *Claps*

Rev. Dipper: *blushes*

Rev. Mabel: are you...blushing?

Rev. Dipper: of course not! Shut up.

Me: okay this was fun. Bye-bye for now everyone!💙