Me:hey everyone! Sorry for not updating in a while. But we have dares to do and we're going to do it. unizebrasquad says:I want to sing a duet with with reverse Pacifica. The song is called "I'm the Phone Guy".

Paz:woohoo! Duet! Duet! Duet! Ready?

Unizebrasquad:yeah!

*Music Starts*

Unizebrasquad:hello, hello! Welcome to your first night, in the place where the pizza is hot and the fun brings light.

Paz:now you saw us in the local news, what made your thought presume this was the job for you? What will you do?

Unizebrasquad:between 12 am and the break of dawn, the toys start to glitch from when they power on.

Paz:you got the cameras and your flashlight. What more is there to need?  Just be quick! Just be ready!

Unizebrasquad:cuz they're pretty scary! Very very wary as the night goes on. I may be there at the beginning but not for long.

Both: I prerecorded messages to keep you alive! I'm not here all night! Cuz I am the Phone Guy! I'm here to take the care and the fear! Once the time ends near, I will not be here!

Paz:yeah I'm the Phone Guy! Ring! Ring! These are all the rules I bring! There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive!

Unizebrasquad: I'm the Phone Guy! Tick tock. Watch the hours on the clock! Time has risen to be careful of decisions you make.

Paz:I am the Phone Guy! Yes, I am the Phone Guy! Hey, hey
How ya doing? The first night was fine. But there's a deep dark warning for the future up ahead so divine.

Unizebrasquad:now you see the pirate cove is a blare. Just keep an eye on the guy and you'll be prepared.

Paz:now the rest of the bunch, well I'm not too sure. Because the next thing you know they're outside your door.

Unizebrasquad:so don't forget my simple methods and just use your light before they take your body and they leave you to die!

Paz:be very very wary that your battery drains. So preserve your only tools and your life remains.

Unizebrasquad:keep the light shining bright for the final night!

Both:cuz I'm the Phone Guy I'm here to take the care and the fear once the time ends near I will not be here. Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy! Ring! Ring! These are all the rules I bring! There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive! I'm the Phone Guy! Tick tock. Watch the hours on the clock! Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make! I am the Phone Guy! Yes, I am the Phone Guy!

Paz:hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack!

Unizebrasquad:so now you're the new guy picking up the job so just please understand this nightmare never stops!

Paz:so we built it up from scratch taking the crap taking the stuff that wouldn't work, cuz we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk!

Unizebrasquad:to add suspension the tension in this attraction check the vents for your protection from the broken down hallucinations!

Paz:in the past they said they stuffed you in a suit you know the cover up story sounds kinda cute. Just remember now that everything's gonna be fine.

Unizebrasquad:because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind. Now before I leave I just remembered, we found a toy!

Paz:a freaking robot with brains! Oh, what a joy! So I'll pass you recordings of the original voice. See, he'll never leave you be so just listen...you don't have a choice!

Unizebrasquad:take what you have learned and become the master then you'll be safe when I'm not around!

Both:cuz I'm the Phone Guy I'm here to take the care and the fear! Once the time ends near I will not be here! Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy! Ring! Ring! These are all the rules I bring! There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive! I'm the Phone Guy! Tick tock. Watch the hours on the clock. Time has arisen for you to be careful of decisions you make. I'm the Phone Guy! Cuz I am, the Phone Guy! Hey hey!

Will:*claps* y-yay! You both d-did great!

Rev. Dipper:eh.

Gideon:yeah Paz!

Me:well that was fun! Okay guys, we're out of time but we'll see you all next time. Sorry this chapter took a while. Bye-bye everyone!💙