Me:oh this'll be fun.

Will:w-what?

Me: Rev. Dipper has to play Sister Location.

Will:um, w-won't he b-break the c-computer?

Me:nope!

Will:w-why?

Me:because of a previous dare.

Will:O-oh.

Me:Rev. Dipper get in here!

Rev. Dipper:yeah?

Me:here. *Hands him Sister Location* Play this.

Rev. Dipper:okay? *Goes to play it*

-Half an hour later-

Rev. Dipper:*from other room* How am I supposed to push any buttons if it's moving?!

Will: I-I should g-go check on h-him.

Me:no. Stay here. He's probably throwing something. I don't want you to get hit.

Will: o-okay.

Rev. Dipper:wait why do I have to use it 'sparingly'? What if I just walk faster? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Will:D-dipper!

Me:no no. It's okay. Something just jumped out at him on the game.

Will:b-but-

Rev. Dipper:I'm done.

Me:did you finish the game?

Rev. Dipper:no. I threw your computer out the window.

Me: is that a family tradition?! Why again? Why? *Runs to check on computer*

Rev. Dipper:that felt good. 😇

Unizebrasquad:*punches Rev. Dipper in the face*

Rev. Dipper:why am I getting punched in the face so much!?

Me:okay well I gotta get another computer. Until next time! Bye-bye everyone!💙