Paz: we thought we'd do a little something for you guys. Call it an official goodbye. Let's go guys!

-Music Starts-

Paz: white knuckles and sweaty palms from hangin' on too tight.

Rev. Gideon: clenched shut jaw. I've got another headache again tonight.

Will: eyes on fire, eyes on fire and they burn from all the tears.

Rev. Mabel: I've been cryin', I've been cryin', I've been dyin' over you.

Rev. Dipper: tie a knot in the rope, tryin' to hold, tryin' to hold but there's nothing to grab so-

All: I let go!

Paz: I think I've finally had enough.

Rev. Gideon: I think I maybe think too much.

Will: I think this might be it for us.

All: blow me one last kiss~

Rev. Mabel: you think I'm just too serious.

Rev. Dipper: I think you're full of shit.

Paz: my head is spinning so blow me one last kiss~

Rev. Gideon: just when it can't get worse, I've had a shit day.

Will: yeah!

Rev. Mabel: have you had a shit day?

Rev. Dipper: yeah!

Paz: we've had a shit day!

All: yeah!

Rev. Gideon: I think that life's too short for this.

Will: I want back my ignorance and bliss.

Rev. Mabel: I think I've had enough of this.

All: blow me one last kiss~

Rev. Dipper: I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did.

Paz: take it in. I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left.

Rev. Gideon: no more sick whiskey ****.

Will: no more battles for me.

Rev. Mabel: you'll be callin' a trick cause you'll no longer sleep.

Rev. Dipper: I'll dress nice, I'll look good, I'll go dancing alone.

Paz: I will laugh, I'll get drunk, I'll bring somebody home.

Rev. Gideon: I think I've finally had enough.

Will: I think I maybe think too much.

Rev. Mabel: I think this might be it for us.

All: blow me one last kiss~

Rev. Dipper: you think I'm just too serious.

Paz: I think you're full of shit.

Rev. Gideon: my head is spinning so-

All: blow me one last kiss~

Will: just when it can't get worse, I've had a shit day.

Rev. Mabel: yeah!

Rev. Dipper: have you had a shit day?

Paz: yeah!

Rev. Gideon: we've had a shit day!

All: yeah!

Will: I think that life's too short for this.

Rev. Mabel: I want back my ignorance and bliss.

Rev. Dipper: I think I've had enough of this.

All: blow me one last kiss~... Blow me one last kiss~... Blow me one last kiss~

Paz: I will do want I please.

Rev. Gideon: anything that I want.

Will: I will breathe, I won't breathe.

Rev. Mabel: I won't worry at all.

Rev. Dipper: you will pay for your sins. You'll be sorry, my dear.

Paz: all the lies-

Rev. Gideon: all the whys-

Will: -will be crystal clear.

Rev. Mabel: I think I've finally had enough.

Rev. Dipper: I think I maybe think too much.

Paz: I think this might be it for us.

All: blow me one last kiss~

Rev. Gideon: you think I'm just too serious.

Will: I think you're full of shit.

Rev. Mabel: my head is spinning so-

All: blow me one last kiss~

Rev. Dipper: just when it can't get worse, I've had a shit day.

Paz: yeah!

Rev. Gideon: have you had a shit day?

Will: yeah!

Rev. Mabel: we've had a shit day!

All: yeah!

Rev. Dipper: I think that life's too short for this.

Paz: I want back my ignorance and bliss.

Rev. Gideon: I think I've finally had enough of this.

Will: my head is spinning so-

All: blow me one last kiss~... Blow me one last kiss~... Blow me one last kiss~

Rev. Mabel: just when it can't get worse, I've had a shit day!

Rev. Dipper: yeah!

Paz: have you had a shit day?

Rev. Gideon: yeah!

Will: we've had a shit day!

All: yeah!

Rev. Mabel: I think that life's too short for this.

Rev. Dipper: I want back my ignorance and bliss.

Paz: I think I've had enough of this.

All: blow me one last kiss~

Paz: *squeals* that was so mich fun! Oh my gosh!

Rev. Mabel: Gideon, you did very well. ❤

Rev. Gideon: no I didn't. Paz did really good though.

Paz: aw, thanks.

Rev. Dipper: *kisses Will*

Will: *gasps* oh my...

Rev. Gideon: hard to believe this is the end...

Paz: yeah...

Rev. Mabel: it is a little sad.

Will: ...

Rev. Dipper: let's go home.

Rev. Mabel: agreed.

Paz: bye everyone!

Rev. Gideon: thanks for reading.

Rev. Mabel: I'm always ready for an encore, if you want.

Rev. Dipper: c'mon Will.

Will: ... Right! S-sorry.

...

Will: d-don't worry. This isn't r-really the end. T-thank you a-all so much f-for reading and a-all your questions and d-dares. We loved e-every one of them. Bye-bye everyone! 💙