[its Saturday I just woke up and I'm going back to sleep because it's 7 rn and I have to wake up in an hourish and I'm taking the hour I'm exhausted]

Djelly: I need a recap of everything that happened.

Pbeeb: u missed out on a helluva lot

Pte: ^

Djelly: like........

Tyler!: well for starters yesterday it was actually josh that set like everything on fire in the school parking lot

Tyler!: not me

Tyler!: not this time

Josh!: there was a bee in it and my natural reaction was just. spray it with the aerosol can. & I forgot about the lighter taped to the front.

Djelly: why did you have an aerosol can ??? Specifically one with a lighter taped to it ???????

Ptrick: we found it on the side of the freeway & josh wouldn't leave without it

Josh!: ITS A HAZARD TO THE ENVIRONMENT

Pbeeb: U SET THINGS ON FIRE.

Djelly: and you guys were on the freeway because

Pte: 3 am freedom drive

Djelly: thanks for the invitation

Pbeeb: you don't like to be woken up before 5

Tyler!: he slapped me once when I tried to wake him up for like a beach day or smthn

Pbeeb: bUT anyways and then josh set somebody's on fire right and we booked it all the way across the parking lot

Josh!: and it rained like half an hour before too which was bad

Djelly: because when it rains the oil in the street rises ? Or am I missing something ?

Ptrick: yeah ur right and that caught fire

Tyler!: & we ran faster

Tyler!: sonic speed

Pte: then we got caught by the police bc we were hiding in the big tree a hundred ish yards away and the security cameras caught us and they took us to the station for questioning and we didn't get the chance to discuss the story we were gonna follow

Djelly: why couldn't you tell them the truth ?

Pbeeb: we were gonna spray paint a giant dick on the side of the building

Djelly: ah that explains it.

Ptrick: what did everyone say

Pbeeb: I said we found a dragon egg and it hatched in the parking lot and set the floor on fire

Ptrick: that's,,,,, the stupidest reason.

Pbeeb: why what'd u say

Ptrick: some daredevils sped through and burned rubber

Pte: o shoot

Pte: I said cavemen had been resurrected & were rediscovering fire

Josh!: YALL I SAID THE DEVIL WAS OPENING THE GATES TO HELL

Tyler!: ^ I said the apocalypse was among us :/

Djelly: all of those did not go well with the police I imagine

Pbeeb: oh yeah especially mine

Pte: & mine

Josh!: all of ours didn't go over well tbh

Tyler!: I mean they kinda believed me

Pbeeb: ???????

Djelly: ^

Tyler!: have y'all seen the news lately we're all gonna get murdered by the weather soon

Pte: I hope I get swept away in a tornado :)

Ptrick: was that sarcastic

Pte: no

Josh!: mood???

Pte: I hope all of u get crushed in a tsunami

Ptrick: woah there friend you might need to slow down

Pte: ur attitudes needa slow down

Pbeeb: fight fight fight

Tyler!: I'll get my car

Tyler!: you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out you'd better watch out

Pte: wait no

Josh!: it's too late he's gone

Pte: catch me in New York

Djelly: man I leave to go to the hospital for 2 days and everything fun happens >:(

Pbeeb: speaking of that how did it go

Djelly: well I said I was having issues and they ran some tests and it turns out whenever I'm around you it stops :/. I don't know how that's going to get fixed but I'm willing to live with it.

Pbeeb: I'm coming over I'll be there in negative six seconds

Djelly: Wait no the house is a mess

Pbeeb: it's ok I'm a mess too

Djelly: my mom wants to know if you want snacks

Pbeeb: u r the snack

Djelly: I don't know what that means but we'll make you a noodle cup and some pizza rolls

Pbeeb: ,,,,,,,I love u

Tyler!: make sure you put the water in it

Josh!: STOPTHAT.

Ptrick: mood

Pte: I hate you guys