Josh!: hey Tyler

Tyler!: huh

Josh!: this is like,, really hard to say

Pte: what

Tyler!: I'll say it first then. I love you

Ptrick: yeah yeah thats cute but that's not what he meant

Djelly: ^

Josh!: look I love u too also I accidentally broke your car window

Tyler!: love revoked

Pbeeb: it wasn't his fault

Tyler!: ????? Are all of you together without me??????????

Djelly: yes

Pte: no

Ptrick: maybe

Josh!: no

Pbeeb: yes

Tyler!: MAKE UP YOUR MINDS. LIE OR NOT.

Pbeeb: ok we all wanted to like. Surprise u because we appreciate you. But it didn't work out like we wanted it to.

Tyler!: wtf were you guys trying to dO

Tyler!: YOU GUYS BROKE THE WINDOW TO MY CAR

Djelly: actually we broke the windshield

Josh!: HE WASNT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT SHUT UP DALLON

Pte: ^

Ptrick: it wasn't my fault so

Tyler!: were u involved

Ptrick: no comment

Tyler!: 😤😤😤😤

Tyler!: so one of you guys tell me what happened

Pbeeb: do u rlly wanna know tho

Tyler!: I can see you guys conversing outside don't make up a fake story

Pte: ur not the boss of me

Tyler!: I'll run you into the bushes again you broken party hat

Josh!: you can't your windshield is broken

Pbeeb: ^ visibility is important

Tyler!: the number bones in your face remaining intact is important too

Djelly: woah woah woah are you implying you're going to break someone's face

Tyler!: well y'all broke my windshield so I don't know what you guys expect me to do

Ptrick: I'm leaving so

Tyler!: I want the story before someone gets tossed in a river

Josh!: ok ok

Josh!: so I like rented a goat right because u like goats

Pte: off to a wild start

Josh!: and the handler was like ok he's antsy and gets mad easily so don't make any loud noises

Tyler!: did the handler just. Leave you with the goat.

Josh!: yeah he's my distant cousin we tight

Tyler!: ????????

Josh!: anyways Pete didn't tell me but he brought a bunch of loud noise making things that I can't remember the names of

Pte: clappers whistles and a boombox

Pbeeb: aka mistakes

Josh!: yeah because the goat went batshit and climbed on the hood of your car and stomped through the window

Djelly: I would also like to know where the goat is

Tyler!: are you saying you don't know where the goat is

Pbeeb: basically

Ptrick: ^

Tyler!: so u all lost a goat. In a residential area. A mad one in a neighborhood full of loud children who'd kill 7 people and burn down a house to even see a goat on television

Djelly: that makes it sound worse

Tyler!: you guys think I'm joking but I'm like looking out the back window and these kids are burning ants with magnifying glasses and I think the grass caught on fire a while ago and they gave no shits

Josh!: well I don't know how to attract goats

Ptrick: what do they eat

Djelly: souls

Pbeeb: they do not

Djelly: I don't like goats.

Pbeeb: they don't eat souls they eat Goat Food.

Josh!: what IS in goat food

Pte: souls

Pbeeb: stop that this is a very serious matter you warm caprisun

Pte: souls and satans stomach acid

Djelly: ^ accurate.

Pbeeb: how tf do you both know that's accurate. Neither of you have ever eaten goat food

Pte: WELL THIS IS A SHOCK FOR YOU

Djelly: you promised he'd never find out.

Pte: and you promised it was fine to eat the goat food

Josh!: I am here for this

Ptrick: ^

Pte: we went to a petting zoo a month ago and we tried the goat food and then like 5 minutes later Satan enacted revenge

Tyler!: BIG MOOD

Pbeeb: ok stay on topic even though I'd like to hear more about that.

Pbeeb: we have to find the goat

Josh!: wait this is gold

Pbeeb: WE HAVE TO FIND THE GOAT

Pte: what's his name

Josh!: I am not telling you buttfaces his name

Josh!: it's not good to shout around the neighborhood

Pte: what is it

Ptrick: it can't be that bad

Josh!: they named the goat hoebag

Djelly: why

Josh!: why don't you go shout hoebag down a residential street

Tyler!: I can hear Pete from inside tell him to stop

Ptrick: he ran I can't find him

Pbeeb: we lost Dallon too

Pte: follow the sound of the screaming children. I am there.

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Josh!: today has been insane

Tyler!: did you guys find the goat

Djelly: no. We found a replacement goat though.

Tyler!: wait

Pbeeb: we couldn't find hoebag so we found a goat that looks the same but the spots are different

Tyler!: ???? Whose goat is it????????

Pte: idk we found him on the freeway

Ptrick: what the

Tyler!: why were you guys on the freeway????? It was lost in the neighborhood

Josh!: we thought it'd be easier to just get a new goat instead of searching for hoebag

Ptrick: with what money

Pbeeb: idk

Pte: we were gonna steal it

Djelly: we were also gonna leave that part out

Josh!: yeah

Tyler!: I hate all of you

Tyler!: why did this all happen

Josh!: because we appreciate u

Tyler!: stop appreciating me