[disclaimer i stressed over nothing yesterday I'm sorry u had to see me at that time aka 7 am on 5 hours of sleep]

Pbeeb: finals are in like 4 weeeks

Djelly: I graduate in 4 weeks 

Pte: woah

Ptrick: this is freakin me out

Tyler!: woah

Josh!: I am never taking another language course after this year

Tyler!: yes u are

Josh!: u right

Pbeeb: true love

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Pbeeb: have u guys ever heard of solipsism

Pte: I'm stupid so like. no

Ptrick: you are not stupid

Josh!: u are very smart

Djelly: ^ !!!!

Pte: I have an F in every class but art

Tyler!: u is kind. U is smart. U is important.

Pte: thank.

Pte: anyways what's solipsism

Pbeeb: okok

Pbeeb: it's like the belief that everything around you is created in ur head and you're the only person that really exists

Djelly: NOBODY SAY A WORD. I HAVE THIS.

Djelly: if everything around me is my imagination, then you are the best thing I have ever come up with.

Josh!: :0

Josh!: that's it. He wins. The game is over.

Pte: homygod

Tyler!: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Djelly: :)

Pbeeb: I can. Not. Breathe

Ptrick: ^^^

Pbeeb: that was good

Djelly: that's why I said it

Djelly: ;)

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Pte: WANNA KNOW A GOOD FACT TO KNOW

Josh!: if it's another fun fact about the inevitability of death, then no.

Ptrick: ^

Ptrick: you put me in a bad mood that one time

Pbeeb: wasn't that like. At lunch today.

Tyler!: yeah

Djelly: time doesn't matter if death is unavoidable

Pbeeb: not u too

Pte: no it's not about death. It's funny.

Ptrick: what is it

Pte: okok so syphilis was never really a thing until Christopher Columbus returned from America & at that time it wasn't found in people. Native people didn't have syphilis. People in general didn't have syphilis under Christopher Colfukbus came back and spread it to every1.

Pbeeb: ,,,,,,,,who had the syphilis then

Pte: the only recorded thing with syphilis at the time was llamas

Djelly: I don't get it.

Josh!: are u implying what I think ur implying

Pte: yes.

Ptrick: I would rather hear about the inevitability of death

Djelly: but I don't get it

Pbeeb: oh honey,,,,,,,,

Tyler!: I can't get the thought out of my head. Burn my brain. Stab me.

Pte: :)

Djelly: wait I don't understand it

Pbeeb: llamas have syphilis. Humans contract syphilis for the first time after meeting llamas.

Djelly: ??????

Pbeeb: oh my god

Tyler!: u called

Pbeeb: go away

Pte: quality conversations

Josh!: someone's gotta tell him

Pte: gently. He's fragile

Djelly: I will crush your arm with my backpack and throw you into piranha infested waters.

Ptrick: okay slow down

Djelly: >:/

Pbeeb: they did the dirty with llama

Djelly: ohhh

Josh!: why didn't u get it

Djelly: I'm tired.