Pbeeb: he's fuckin. Gone.

Pbeeb: he's in Australia???

Pte: how

Pbeeb: i dunno

Pbeeb: he just like upped and left

Djelly: aw I am sorry :( is there anything we can do ?

Ptrick: ^^

Pte: I'll do anything but kill myself

Pbeeb: darn

Tyler!: "it's called a magic trick u can & only do it once"

Josh!: he's not wrong

Pbeeb: ^

Tyler!: I WAS MESSING WITH JOSH AND INWAS LIKE KYS ANS HES LIKE OK BUT U BETTER WATCH I CAN ONLY DO IT ONCE

Pte: HONESTLY ME

Ptrick: that is not you.

Pte: let me live. Stop this harassment.

Pbeeb: I think we should continue the harassment

Djelly: ^

Pte: uh no

Josh!: uh yes

Tyler!: Pete can recreate almost every vine

Pbeeb: even the iridocyclitis kid or

Josh!: I HAVE A VIDEO OF HIM DOING THAT

Tyler!: what does he do

Josh!: he

Josh!: what're u expecting

Tyler!: I,,,,, don't know

Djelly: cue the twilight zone theme song.

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Djelly: Brendon !!!!!!

Pbeeb: huh

Djelly: do you want to grab dinner with me ? I'm getting McDonald's. Then I was going to head to the park and work on my homework.

Pbeeb: I don't wanna bother you

Djelly: I wouldn't be asking you if I thought you'd bother me >:(

Pbeeb: I'll ask my mom ig

Pbeeb: she said no McDonald's

Pbeeb: and b4 u ask WHY

Djelly: why ?

Djelly: ah

Pbeeb: she told me I haven't eaten it for like. Years. Is bc when I was little I'd eat the fries so fast I'd throw up and she assumes I haven't kicked the habit of eating fries until I get sick.

Djelly: what if you have quit the... habit ?

Djelly: I am not sure habit is the right word. Maybe "fry obsession".

Pbeeb: u right

Pbeeb: let's get fries

Djelly: yay !

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Djelly: hello does anybody have Tylenol or Advil

Ptrick: I have an inhaler

Ptrick: and some singulair for allergies or smthn

Josh!: why do u have those of all things

Pte: I have issues and he carries them because I forget.

Tyler!: aw

Tyler!: well I have kids Motrin

Djelly: yes. That works. Can you bring it to the park near the middle school ?

Pbeeb: ITS AN. EMERGENCY BRING IT. NOW.

Tyler!: who Shit in your cornflakes

Pbeeb: RONALD MCDONALD

Pte: who was that burger burglar. the accomplice to Ronald McDonald and those nightmare monsters.

Pte: HAMBURGLAR

Pte: &

Pte: that fuckn purple blob.

Pte: the bird

Pte: fry face twins.

Pbeeb: ok look the purple blob was a gumdrop named grimace you uncultured petridish

Josh!: what

Pbeeb: Grimace is a large, purple character in 1971-2011 as the "Evil Grimace". In Grimace's first two appearances, he was depicted with two pairs of arms with which to steal milkshakes and pops. "Evil" was soon dropped from Grimace's moniker, and Grimace was reintroduced in 1972 as one of the good guys.
In 1974, Grimace was redesigned, going from two pairs of arms to the single pair he has today. Grimace's role continued to grow, and by the mid-1970s, he was a major character in McDonaldland. Commercials and merchandise generally portray Grimace as a well-meaning simpleton whose clumsy antics provide a comic foil to Ronald McDonald. His appearance also changed to accommodate this factor in 1985, from a giant purple slob with a pink mouth and small pupils, to a gentle giant with movable eyebrows and eyelids, and a more kid-friendlier smile with a black mouth and a pink tongue.
The character was retained after the streamlining of the characters in the 1980s, and soon details of Grimace's background and family life began to emerge. The character's Uncle O'Grimacey first appeared in 1986 (see below) and would visit only one month per year, around St. Patrick's Day, bringing Shamrock Shakes. Additional family were revealed in a McDonaldland VHS tape "The Legend of Grimace Island": Grimace has an unnamed mom, an unnamed dad, a grandma named "Winky", a great-great grandma named Jenny Grimace, and might have a brother named "King Gonga", who is the king of all Grimaces. In "Grimace's Oddysey", Grimace is portrayed as a ham radio enthusiast who uses a homemade transmitter made from a colander. Grimace was played by Patti Saunders (1971–1984) and voiced by Frank Welker in the commercials, Larry Moran in some commercials, and by Kevin Michael Richardson in "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald."

Pte: FCUCK

Pte: I CANT. BRESATHHE

Djelly: someone just bring the Motrin.

Tyler!: I wanna know why first

Djelly: it is a funny story

Pbeeb: DKNT TELL IT

Djelly: I wanted to get mcdonalds and his mom wouldn't let him because he used to eat fries so quickly he got sick, and we wanted to see if he could eat them at a normal pace like a normal human being.

Ptrick: he ate too fast didn't he

Djelly: he hasn't left the bathroom for twenty minutes

Josh!: HONESTLY ME

Pbeeb: there's a fandom Wikipedia page for all the Ronald McDonald characters

Pbeeb: one of them is named Bernice

Josh!: mood

Pte: GRIMCACE TI CANT TBRSATHE

Ptrick: Pete is dying

Pbeeb: good

Tyler!: I'm out of Motrin apparently

Josh!: sorry

Ptrick: did you drink it or something

Josh!: it was bubblegum flavor

Josh!: I'm probably gonna die

Pbeeb: or ur immune system will become invincible and you'll never die

Josh!: Motrin man

Tyler!: copyright pending