Pte: who did it

Djelly: ??

Pbeeb: ^^

Rrryan: ^^??

Josh!: Tyler did it

Tyler!: Josh did it

Pbeeb: wow thanks for the A+ explanation guys

Ptrick: ^

Pte: I woke up and one of my hands is zip-tied to my bED

Rrryan: scissors?

Pte: I HAVE SCISSORS ON MY DESK

Pte: THEYRE ZIP-TIED SHUT GOOD IDEA CHEETO BRAIN whichever one of u did it

Pbeeb: mood

Ptrick: your keys?

Pte: across the room

Josh!: so where's ur tiny knife

Ptrick: WHAT

Pte: DUCT TAPED TO THE CEILING I KNEW IT WAS U

Josh!: ok woah slow down I just asked where it is

Pte: only like 3 ppl know I have them

Ptrick: I'm not oNE OF THEM UH

Pte: it's josh, and both of Patrick's parents.

Ptrick: you'll just have to stay there until I get home & throw out your tiny knife

Rrryan: does this happen often

Djelly: enough to the point where you get used to it.

Rrryan: coolio

Pbeeb: you say coolio so much

Rrryan: I told you I do

Pbeeb: I didn't believe u

Rrryan: coolio

Josh!: where's Tyler

Tyler!: sleeping

Pte: it was josh I've figured it out

Ptrick: wait

Djelly: ?

Ptrick: Tyler always disappears whenever he knows something

Tyler!: nuh uh

Josh!: yuh huh

Ptrick: and josh was the only one who knew about Pete's.... knife.......

Ptrick: and Tyler also owns a shitload of zip-ties for some reason

Tyler!: the zip sound is good.

Ptrick: it was both of them???

Pbeeb: well that makes sense

Pte: CATCH MY HANDS

Josh!: they're zip tied to ur bed do your worst, you broken Rubiks cube

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Pte: remember how I was like

Pte: "Patrick I'm never ever getting u a dog"

Rrryan: no but I do now

Pbeeb: well aren't u just HILARIOUS

Pbeeb: but also why

Pte: well

Djelly: ah

Ptrick: DIDYOUGETAPUPPY

Pte: YEAHIDID

Josh!: PICTURE

Pte: no he's sleeping and I don't wanna wake him up

Pte: it's dark

Pte: and I need to use the flash

Ptrick: I'm on my way home don't do this to me

Pte: it's what u get for ditching me

Tyler!: why is every1 getting puppies

Pbeeb: only Pete got one

Tyler!: uhm

Josh!: I might've caved

Djelly: does this mean I get a puppy too

Djelly: I'm gonna go find one

Rrryan: do I have to get a dog for Brendon then too

Pbeeb: I'm not saying u should but u should

Rrryan: okay brb

Pbeeb: hohmygod

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Pbeeb: I own a dog now.

Djelly: ^^

Pbeeb: puppy buddies