Ptrick: alright I'm leaving for New York tomorrow & I need all of you to help watch over Pete. I'm concerned he's gonna say something stupid and get punched.

Pbeeb: sure. I'd love to see Pete get punched.

Ptrick: okay,,, try that again

Pbeeb: I'll make sure Pete doesn't get punched

Ptrick: thank you

Josh!: what if I punch him

Pte: hey

Djelly: how much food does he eat ?

Ptrick: a huge bowl of lucky charms for breakfast, a lunchable almost four hours after breakfast, and at six on the dot he eats whatever is made that night

Pte: why have u memorized my eating schedule

Ptrick: you told me directly the other day

Ptrick: & you gave me a handwritten list and taped it to my door

Pte: I see ur point

Djelly: what else do I need to do

Ptrick: he needs help with his math homework & he needs pizza rolls I'll pay you back if you take him to get some

Djelly: should I let him drive

Pte: don't let me drive

Pte: ever

Pbeeb: don't even let him in the passenger seat

Tyler!: he has to sit in the back seat away from the driver

Pte: don't let me drive ever

Ptrick: he also likes snacks at passing periods but he forgets so I stuffed some nachos in sandwich baggies and if you see him give him a few and he'll be fine

Djelly: you have this all figured out, don't you ?

Ptrick: I've been preparing for this day for a long time

Pbeeb: when did u find out about the trip

Josh!: probably by mail

Tyler!: ig

Pbeeb: ok that didn't answer the question but good try

Ptrick: well you're not wrong @ josh

Josh!: I'm psychic WATCH OUT motherfuckers

Tyler!: what am I thinking about right now

Josh!: fish

Josh!: because you bought a tiny fish tank last night and snuck into my house to replace the tv in my room with it

Tyler!: stop that

Josh!: was I right

Tyler!: maybe

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Pte: my sandwich tastes funny

Ptrick: ik

Pte: why

Pbeeb: he just snatched my sandwich I want answers

Pte: Brendon's sandwich:

Pbeeb: give me an answer

Djelly: ^ I am also curious.

Ptrick: I make Pete's sandwiches because my mom always puts too much mustard or something stupid like that

Ptrick: & u gotta kiss them

Ptrick: because if u don't then they apparently taste different

Pte: THEYDO

Ptrick: I did not kiss the sandwich

Ptrick: or any of the other ones

Ptrick: I hope they taste like despair.

Pte: I replaced one of ur shirts with mine I hope it smells like my usual rotten egg scent

Ptrick: I took it out before I left sucks to suck

Pte: ,,, what about the socks

Ptrick: found those too

Ptrick: you forgot about the suitcase checks I do before I leave

Pte: >:(

Josh!: u guys are so WEIRD

Tyler!: look who's talking

Josh!: honestly u right

Pte: glue eater

Josh!: that was like. kindergarten.