Djelly: he's not having very much fun.

Djelly: at least I do not believe he is.

Ptrick: well what's he doing

Djelly: he has been pouring sand into a big bucket and dumping it out into a huge hole he slowly dug when he was sitting in the beach chair earlier.

Pte: so he's refilling a hole

Djelly: yes.

Josh!: I hope that's a metaphor

Pte: better be some John green type shit

Djelly: well he already dug one hole and filled it so this is the second time he is doing it

Tyler!: scoop him up and go stand in the water so he has to get wet

Djelly: would he like that ??

Tyler!: no

Djelly: ?? Why would I do that to him ? That seems mean. I don't want to be mean :(

Josh!: okay so he's a good swimmer but he hates the water so even if u drop him he'll be fine

Josh!: and u don't even have to let go make him smile or something like that to take him back to ur spot

Josh!: be like "I'll take u back if u give me a genuine smile"

Djelly: that is a good idea

Pte: r u gonna do it

Djelly: yeah

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Josh!: it's been an hour where is my update

Tyler!: calm down French boy

Josh!: manger mon short
[eat my shorts. I'm 99% sure this is not correct but hey]

Ptrick: please don't do that again

Tyler!: he dared me to.

Tyler!: so I did.

Ptrick: don't do it again

Josh!: I have stds

Tyler!: WhAT

Pte: r u serious????

Josh!: Tyler are u gonna eat my shorts

Tyler!: not if u have stds who knows where those things go

Josh!: then I have stds don't eat my pants I need them

Ptrick: ah I see what happened

Tyler!: I don't

Tyler!: who gave josh stds

Josh!: u are very lucky you're pretty

Tyler!: >:(

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Pbeeb: so like

Pbeeb: it may or may not have been an accident

Pbeeb: but I am mad

Djelly: I dropped him in the ocean

Josh!: how 

Djelly: he surprised me and I let go.

Tyler!: what'd he do

Pbeeb: I kissed him

Pte: goddamnit we can't have a nice conversation about Dallon & Brendon, being together, alone, without hearing about some PDA because they can't keep their hands off each other for like two months. Like how. How do you do that. I can't believe it's been TWO MONTHS and you have only had like TWO dates how does that. happen. And are you guys gonna continue to go back to each other. What the fuck. TWO dates TWO. And you guys just keep. going back. Just get married now. My heart can't take it. My heart can't take this emotional rollercoaster.

Djelly: woah there friend

Ptrick: he's been antsy all day don't listen to him