Ptrick: can someone explain to me why Pete has a bunch of feathers and a string because he won't tell anybody

Ptrick: my parents are afraid and we wanted to know if any of you guys knew before they had to confront him

B: this is news to me

Dundundun: do u. really. think Pete would tell me anything

Dundundun: like really

Tyler!: ^

DJW: I don't really talk to him outside of here. All we've done is discuss the art museum and things like that.

Peep: I'm making a dream catcher

Ptrick: ok my parents are slightly less afraid

Tyler!: but why are u making a dream catcher

B: ^

Peep: because you guys are a niGHTMARE

Ptrick: why do we keep you around

Peep: because if I wasn't around, u would have to talk to ur self instead of someone as interesting as I am

Ptrick: you're lucky my parents like you

B: 'interesting' seems to be a loose phrase in ur vocabulary

DJW: hula hoop loose

Dundundun: dang

Peep: as soon as I find out the true meaning of those sentences someone is getting slapped

Tyler!: slapped like a fish on a deck

Peep: I don't

Peep: I don't get it

B: not another word..... don't confuse him further

DJW: fergalicious

B: I said. Not another word.

DJW: okay so it's not a word when we're playing scrabble but now it is

Ptrick: is it in the dictionary

DJW: urban dictionary.

B: websters

DJW: maybe

Tyler!: but like everyone knows it yknow

Peep: I dont think U can play fergalicious in scrabble

DJW: but it was on a triple word. It was a good play.

B: that's why it didn't count

DJW: >:|

Ptrick: Brendon's just a cheater

B: nuh uh

Peep: u cheated at candy land

B: I passed that ugly ass gumdrop goblin fair & square

Tyler!: don't talk about josh like that

Peep: :o

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Ptrick: Pete made a really big dream catcher

B: how big

DJW: ^

Ptrick: it's like the size of his door

Ptrick: I can't walk out of my room without seeing this stupid ass dream catcher

Peep: u should see the one on my window

Ptrick: my parents are not too enthusiastic about this Pete

Peep: it's important

Tyler!: it can't be that important

Dundundun: if it's keeping out the gumdrop goblin (Tyler) then it is important

Tyler!: uh ur the gumdrop goblin

Dundundun: do u wanna fight

Tyler!: FIGHT ME RIGHT HERE RIGJT NOW I DARE YOU

Dundundun: ON MT WAY

Dundundun: GET READY TO GET WRECKED

Tyler!: GET READY TO HAVE UR LIGHTS PUNCHED OUT

Dundundun: TU VAS MOURIR
[you are going to die]

B: what

DJW: I'm not sure I want to know.

Peep: google translate said "u are going to die"

B: someone else can get the funeral roses this time

Ptrick: I did it last time

DJW: no.

Peep: man does this mean I have to

Peep: im getting Costco flowers