[the first part is sad but the second part made me laugh]

Dundundun: Dallon I'm so sorry

Tyler!: oh no

B: ????

Peep: what

Ptrick: qué

Dundundun: did u guys hear or

B: well obviously not

B: "I'm sorry" "what happened" "lol did u not hear" yes yes I did that's why I am asking what happened

Peep: just tell us what happened

Dundundun: nng

Ptrick: was it that bad??

Dundundun: yeah

B: >:(

Tyler!: did Barry break up with him

Dundundun: ,,,not exactly

Peep: well what happened

Dundundun: yknow how Dallon said Barry was always sad all the time

B: oh no

B: no

B: you're kidding

Ptrick: well at least Brendon understands it this time?

Tyler!: you're joking right

Peep: ^

Dundundun: I wish

Tyler!: Brendon is crying

B: no imnot

Tyler!: it's the cute ugly cry

Tyler!: oh my god never mind it's an ugly cry

Dundundun: me

Ptrick: I feel so bad

B: some1 drive me to Walmart and then Dallon's house

Peep: do u not have ur car

B: my parents took it it's at the airport

B: we all share a car

Ptrick: rip

Tyler!: I gotchu I'll be there in a sec

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B: anyone up for ice cream

Tyler!: ig

DJW: ^

Peep: ^^

Ptrick: ^^^

Dundundun: I'll pay if someone gives me a free ride

Tyler!: done deal

B: someone come pick me up too

B: im with Dallon so

DJW: ^

DJW: I am with Brendon.

Tyler!: I'll pick all of u up

Ptrick: I'll take Pete

Peep: we got our own car

B: u guys basically live together u r not special

Ptrick: you're just jealous

Dundundun: I'm not jealous I've been told that Pete gets up in the middle of the night and bakes

DJW: sleep baker.

Peep: I'm not even asleep I know I'm baking

Ptrick: he eats them all before I wake up so I either have to join him at 2 am in the kitchen or I get nothing

B: he's a good chef?

Ptrick: I never said that

Dundundun: a. murder

Tyler!: :0

Dundundun: Tyler is leaving insult him

Peep: he can't do a cartwheel

B: :0

Dundundun: he cried watching the Simpsons movie

Peep: it's okay I did too

Ptrick: he sobbed

Ptrick: for a half hour

Ptrick: we had to pause the movie

Peep: relatable

Dundundun: ME

B: once he ate fries so fast he threw up

B: he got trapped behind the couch trying to get his phone back

B: he can't spell necessary right

Tyler!: BRENDON LIVES A FEW HOUSES DOWN I CAN SEE ALL UR FAILURES

Tyler!: HE CRIED IN A MUD PUDDLE LAST WEEK FOR HALF AN HOUR

B: the worm drowned okay

Dundundun: relatable

Peep: rip worm

Tyler!: Pete snorted oregano up his nose

B: why

Tyler!: idk

Peep: he dared me to

Peep: Tyler kicked a hole in Brendon's wall

B: wait what

Ptrick: o

B: my wall

B: which room

Tyler!: Pete I swear to god

Tyler!: hoe don't do it

Peep: ur bedroom

Peep: he covered it up with a poster

Tyler!: OHMY GOD

B: is that why it's so close to the floor

Tyler!: maybe

Tyler!: idk I can't recall ever kicking a hole in Brendon's closet ://

B: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE WALL NEXT TO MY BED WHAT DO YOU MEAN MYCLOSET

Dundundun: things r heating up

Tyler!: I'm gonna be a little late picking up Brendon & Dallon because I'm gonna kick Pete's ass first

Peep: u have to catch me first

Peep:

Tyler!: ur not the gingerbread man. ur not special.

Ptrick: Tyler just cornered Pete into the neighbor's bushes with his car

Ptrick: he's stuck in the bushes

Ptrick: turns out the neighbors have untrimmed rose bushes & plants he's allergic to

Ptrick: does anyone else wanna come to the emergency room with me