[shoutout out to The Maine for Ugly On The Inside bc it's making me feel better somehow]

Dundundun: hey Dallon do you know this guy named Rocket

DJW: I don't believe so

DJW: why ?

Tyler!: oh boy

B: damn

Dundundun: he's a pyromaniac that can cook like a pro chef & I tried to set Brendon up with him a little bit over a week ago

Peep: he's also a recent felon

Ptrick: ^ which convinced Brendon to get mad and deny anything to do with him

DJW: huh

DJW: no I do not know of him. I don't think I would like to either. What about him ?

Dundundun: Brendon this is news for u too

B: good or bad

Dundundun: yes

Tyler!: tell us

Dundundun: he's in juvy rn

Peep: BIIIIIIIIIIITCHVCKFKJRN

Tyler!: ?????

Ptrick: what'd he do

DJW: ^ ???

Dundundun: he set an abandoned building on fire

B: I DODGED A BULLET

B: EVERY1

B: I HAVE DODGED THE BIGGEST BULLET OF THEM ALL

DJW: Actually I believe you have dodged a rocket

DJW: :)

Peep: I can't believe this

B: I

B: I don't

B: Dallon dude

DJW: I thought it was a fantastic pun !

DJW: it was out of this world !

Peep: THATS IT. IM OUT.

Ptrick: goodness

Dundundun: wh

Tyler!: that was a good pun

DJW: thanks Tyler !

DJW: at least someone appreciates me >:|

B: I appreciate u

DJW: :)

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Dundundun: SO HOWS BARRY

DJW: he is very sad.

DJW: not that it's necessarily a bad thing but it is in a way

DJW: but when I make him happy it makes everybody happy and then that makes him happier and it becomes one big cycle

DJW: and that makes me happy because then he's not so sad

B: that is,,,,,, the cutest thing

Peep: my heart

Dundundun: I have done well

Tyler!: what do u do

DJW: I got him a puppy !!!!!!

DJW: & I told him the puppy will always be there for him even if I can't, which is a very rare instance so we settled upon calling it an unofficial emotional support puppy.

DJW: he loves the puppy very much.

Ptrick: Pete why can't you get me a puppy

Peep: I have a list for this exact moment

Peep: 1) ur parents said no & they pulled me aside to reiterate the no

Peep: 2) ur mom is allergic

Peep: 3) it would shit in the exotic flowers out in the yard

Peep: 4) i am broke

Peep: 5) not only can I not afford a puppy but if I could afford only the dog then there are still shots & food & grooming fees I can't pay

Peep: 6) u have a cat

Peep: 7) u don't get up early & I am NOT walking the dog for u OR letting it out to shit

Peep: 8) no

Peep: thus ends the list

DJW: amazing

B: I

B: I don't

B: what

Dundundun: @ Tyler in advance before he yells at me because I haven't gotten him a puppy

Tyler!: I want goldfish

Dundundun: they die quickly

Tyler!: an expendable pet

Ptrick: Tyler no

DJW: goldfish sound nice but you have to clean the tank so frequently and you can't tell when they need to be cleaned like dogs. Dogs start smelling.

Tyler!: that's true

Tyler!: but you don't have to pick up poop

DJW: that is also true

B: but they're fish

Dundundun: and

B: fish

Dundundun: I don't see ur point

B: fish

B: FISH

DJW: Brendon are you shaming the goldfish for existing ?

Peep: I thought u were better than that

B: the only person I'm shaming is Pete

Peep: hey that's rude

B: a little bit

Ptrick: u deserve it

B: I'm a mean person

DJW: ^ that's a false statement.

B: no

Dundundun: it's lowkey not

Tyler!: surprisingly enough

Dundundun: last year he shoved Pete into a trash can every time he saw him

Ptrick: and for Pete's birthday he put live pigeons in his locker

Tyler!: I think Brendon turned on the shower in the gym locker room when he was changing once

Peep: why r they all of stuff he's done to me

B: because I specifically go out of my way to shove u into trash cans

Peep: