[its 6:20 am goodbYe]

Dundundun: so it took Dallon a whole two weeks of convincing to finally go on a date with Barry

Tyler!: how do u know this

Dundundun: I have friends. I know people. Sources. I know everything. 

B: u know Taylor swift you have more than friends you have celebrity friends

Dundundun: I said I have friends leave it at that

Ptrick: b how are you feeling about this

B: ugh baseball bat

B: I'm happy for him but I'm also kinda upset because I did really like him. I know he can do way better than me & I wanna make sure he finds that person but I still know. He called me an angel like the first day we met. And he made all the moves.

B: im just curious as to whether or not that was all fake or a temporary thing or not & if he still feels the same way

Peep: poor beb

B: it's fine yknow

B: he seems happy

Dundundun: I can try to find someone good for you? With tiny catches. Like they just don't like pickles or something.

B: do what you want to interfere with my nonexistent love life I'll just let whatever happens happen

Ptrick: that sounds rlly sad

Tyler!: ^ b are you realllly okay

B: 60 percent okay

Dundundun: do you wanna talk about it

B: not at the moment

Tyler!: alright man we're gonna trust u and ur own decisions for once

Ptrick: if you need us you know where to find us

Peep: I'll actually be in Patrick's guest house instead of the bedroom across the hall from his so that'll be new but other than that

B: thanks guys

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DJW: so I have heard very much about parallel universes and that everyone would have a different personality but I am having trouble distinguishing which characteristics would be different ??

DJW: like would everyone in the parallel universe have horrible senses of humor ? Only a few would be what we call funny in this universe. That would be very sad.

Dundundun: is this a legitimate question

DJW: yes !

DJW: baseball bat !!!!!!

B: Pete would be a literal genius

B: I would probably be an arsonist or smthn because I'm not that good of an artist and arsonists do the graffiti thing I think

Peep: "the graffiti thing I think"

B: I don't go out much okay

Ptrick: oh honey we can tell

DJW: burn

Dundundun: Pete would get all our smart quirks rolled up into himself

Dundundun: like he'd be the multilingual one with a knack for CSI/FBI stuff and whatever the hell Tyler does with Brendon's love for like everything

Tyler!: ITS CALLED BIOLOGY JOSH

Dundundun: same thing

Tyler!: do u not

Tyler!: what

Tyler!: I complain daily about biology u should know what it is

Dundundun: I forgot the name okay I still remember ur rants about analogous and homologous structures and I could still probably recite the entire meiosis and mitosis process because of u using me to help u study

DJW: true love

Peep: Patrick why can't u remember MY things

Ptrick: I have the first picture you ever made for me all the way back from middle school don't even start this game you idiot

B: goals

Ptrick: it has a hidden dick on it

B: I saID

B: goALS

Tyler!: just listen to the man