DJW: he is very nice

Tyler!: ;))))

Dundundun: was I right

DJW: I guess ?

DJW: I feel bad for moving on so quick

B: doNt it is completely okay

B: baseball bat ^

DJW: ????

Peep: baseball bat is the code word for dead serious/I'm not kidding/I mean it wholeheartedly

DJW: I'm going to start using that phrase

Ptrick: it was Tyler's idea

Tyler!: baseball bat?

DJW: yes

Tyler!: creds to me

Dundundun: Dallon dude

Dundundun: I was talking to Barry this morning & he said he hadn't gotten any new messages from anyone,,,,,

DJW: Brendon side messaged me at the speed of light to tell me to say

DJW: "quit exposing me"

Peep: he's learning the slang

Ptrick: Pete that isn't slang

Ptrick: slang stands for "shortened language"

Tyler!: slang is slang

B: holy shit my life is a lie

Peep: ^

Dundundun: wait but why didn't you message him

DJW: what ? Your messages aren't sending !!!!!!

Dundundun: WHY DIDNT U MESSAGE BARRY

Tyler!: why r u yelling

Dundundun: so he can hear me

DJW: JOSH YOUR MESSAGES ARENT DELIVERING :(

B: Dallon I stg

DJW: I am not getting any messages !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dundundun: b on a side note I think I got someone for you too

B: oh no

Tyler!: the popularity is both a blessing & a curse

B: true that

Dundundun: can I. finish.

Peep: no

B: just tell me who it is

Dundundun: you're gonna think this is weird but he just goes by Rocket

B: yeah. that's weird. 

Dundundun: he's nice okay and pretty cute

Ptrick: ^ I've met him once at a lacrosse meet when Pete was trying out the sport

B: it sounds like you're trying to set me up with the raccoon from guardians of the galaxy

Tyler!: SHUT. UP. THAT MOVIE. WAS A MASTERPIECE. ROCKET DESERVED BETTER.

Peep: I agree ^

B: josh I swear to god do not

Dundundun: I'll tell u more about him

B: NO

B: KEEP THE RACCOON TO UR OWN FUCKIN SELF

Dundundun: he cooks

Dundundun: he's like,,, a mix between Bobby Flay and Gordon Ramsay

Tyler!: u have MY attention

Peep: ^

Ptrick: Pete shut up

B: ......... continue

Dundundun: he's an amazing chef, and he has a great sense of humor. He dresses well and is a literal genius when it comes to history.

B: there's a downside

B: what is it

Dundundun: what're you talking abouttttt

B: there's a catch. Barry can't do big social situations to save his life without at least one person with him at all times. He has frequent nightmares due to his traumatic childhood and had therapy on the weekends because he was neglected. He runs to get away from all that.

Peep: exposed

Ptrick: not the time Pete

Tyler!: Barry also needs someone stable in his life for once Brendon

Peep: don't be selfish you egg

Peep: leggo my eggo

B: I want to know the catch

Tyler!: JUST TAKE ROCKET

Tyler!: RESEMBLANCE TO GENETICALLY MUTATED RACCOON OR NOT JUST. TAKE HIM.

Tyler!: FOOD DO IT FOR THE FOOD

B: I want to know the catch

Dundundun: fine

Dundundun: the reason he cooks is to distract from pyromaniac tendencies

B: so. he sets fire to food instead

Dundundun: maybe

B: I am not going

B: I bet he eats matches in his spare time and shits out enough lighter fluid to blast himself to outer space

Dundundun: he doesn't eat matches in his spare time he cooks don't u listen

B: oh I'm listening to the whole pyro thing juuuuust fine pal

Tyler!: he said pal instead of buddy everyone back off

Ptrick: look, Brendon I know you're not exactly on board with moving on so quick, especially with a pyromaniac (josh wtf) but you need to like try like Dallon is

Peep: ^^

B: it has been like eight fuCKING DAYS

Tyler!: you can't eat ice cream and cry forever

Dundundun: who knows maybe you'll love him for who he is

B: HES A PYROMANIAC

B: HE HAS THE OBSESSIVE DESIRE TO SET THINGS ON FIRE

B: FIRE

B: OF ALL THINGS. ITS FIRE

B: WHAT IF HE SETS ME ON FIRE

B: actually I'm boutta set myself on fire

Dundundun: he's not gonna set you on fire he hasn't done anything like that in months

B: how many months

Dundundun: hm ur messages aren't delivering 

B: cut the shit or I'll cut your refrigerator in half

Tyler!: I use that refrigerator

B: you're supporting this I don't care

B: how many months

Peep: this is intense

Ptrick: ^ im taking Pete to get fries we'll come back when the drama is sorted out

Peep: hell yeah

Tyler!: bring me some

B: josh how many months

Dundundun: ,,,,,,,, 3

Dundundun: and a half

B: no. I'm not doing it.

Tyler!: cmon Brendon

Dundundun: give him a chance

Dundundun: I can find someone else?

B: screw you