[hi I'm sorry for this but I can 100% guarantee the story will turn out happy, nobody drastically important dies, and everyone is okay]

B: yALL

B: I FUCKED UP

B: I FUCKED UP BIG TIME

Dundundun: this is why we can't have nice things

B: hey hey hey

B: u don't even know what I did yet

B: like

B: what if I just tripped and made a new hole in my jean knees

Peep: "jean knees"

Tyler!: yeah but you curse when you really mess up

Ptrick: ^ like the AP test for Chem sophomore year you came out dropping F bombs like no tomorrow

B: we dont talk about that at all

B: I PASSED ANYWAYS

B: but like we are never gonna talk about this again after I tell u guys

Peep: tell us tell us

B: we were paddle boarding this morning right and yes im aware it's the afternoon rn my mom was talking everything over with me and giving me ice cream

Tyler!: I love ur mom

B: me too but that is beside the point

B: I fell into the water because the board was shaking because I am not a gymnast and Dallon was doing the paddling and I fell in right

Peep: NO

Peep: THE ROMANCE SCENE

Peep: THATS WHEN EVERYTHING GOES WRONG

B: yeah everything went wrong

Ptrick: why

B: I told him I loved him

Tyler!: HOLYFUCKICANTBREATHE

Dundundun: dude

Dundundun: its way too early for that

Tyler!: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

B: DO U NOT THINK I KNOW THAT

B: we had a talk I initiated because I'd stunned him to silence and we agreed we were going way too fast

Ptrick: and

B: we're still friends but we're gonna see different people and try to not be awkward about it

Peep: ,,,, the only stable thing in my life,,,,,,,,,, gone

Ptrick: Pete shut up ur art is gonna be put up in a museum next week

Peep: u right u right

Dundundun: like,,,,,, why

B: IT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH I WAS IN THE WATER AND HE WAS HELPING ME UP AKD I WAS LIKE SHIT I LOVE YOU

Tyler!: IT TOOK ME A WHOLE YEAR INTO LEGITIMATE DATING TO SAY THAT TO JOSH

Tyler!: IM PHYSICALLY CRYING

Tyler!: I CANT BELIEVE U I HATE YOU SM

Dundundun: ^ we'd known each other since birth too

Ptrick: okay but Pete and I said it like

Ptrick: last year ?????

Peep: ^ it's been a couple years tbh

B: it's been like 3 Pete do the math

Peep: it took us 2 years and it took u about a month

B: stop stop ik it was the worst thing to say

Dundundun: what'd he say after that tho like I assume you suggested staying friends because it's a bad idea

B: he kissed me one more time and gave me a big hug and said he does rlly like me & u guys and that he wouldn't mind staying friends 

Tyler!: my tears

Tyler!: I can't breathe oh my god

Tyler!: this is like. the worst day of my life.

Ptrick: well at least he wasn't mad

B: he said he understood

Peep: that's ominous

Dundundun: suspicious

B: shut up

B: someone has to get Dallon to move on so I don't feel bad because I don't want him to just sit at home and do nothing

Dundundun: lowkey I got this

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Dundundun: heeeeeeeeey Dallon

W!ld: I assume you all know my name by now

Tyler!: yes

Dundundun: anyways

Dundundun: I think I found someone for u

Dundundun: he's way better than Brendon

B: dude

Peep: like everything is better than Brendon

Peep: dog shit

Peep: getting hit by a car

Ptrick: stop roasting him

W!ld: ^ I respectfully disagree with Pete's statements

Dundundun: I'm continuing even if u guys don't listen

Dundundun: his name is Barry
[shut up I am aware of the flash]

W!ld: you have my attention

B: is this the guy in track

Dundundun: the state's record holder for fastest 100 meter, 200 meter, 400 meter, & 1600 meter yes

Tyler!: oh wait ik this guy he's so nice

Peep: ^

Ptrick: ^

Dundundun: he participates in marathons & frequently runs for charities. He has 2 adopted dogs and 2 adopted cats (I asked him why 4 animals and he said he didn't want any of them to be lonely and 3 is an odd number). He wants to major in history in college & get a scholarship for track, and he's got schools hanging all over him

B: Dallon

B: if u don't take him I'm swooping in with my nonexistent wit and charm

W!ld: >:(

Peep: moving on so quick

Ptrick: Pete shut up once you thought I broke up with you and I found you in an alley 12 minutes later making out with a stranger that had chicken wings

Peep: shut up. dark times.

B: Dallon do it

W!ld: .... okay

W!ld: what is his chat name ?

Dundundun: @ fasterthanaspeedingbullet and his name on here is just Bees

Dundundun: he's not conceited I came up with the @ name for him and refused to let him change it and then the Bee is because of the B in his name

B: I JUST LOOKED HIM UP HES H O T  YOUD BETTER DO IT

Tyler!: ^ DO IT

W!ld: I'm gonna change my name and then do it

DJW: is this better

Peep: I like them both

Ptrick: ^

Dundundun: ^

B: ^