B: you don't have to make it up to me????

B: I'm just glad ur okay????????

W!ld: but your friend Josh said that you were very upset when I was gone :(

B: I was worried about u ! It doesn't mean u have to make it up to me & it wasn't ur fault you had to leave

W!ld: no !!!!!! I want to. I feel bad :(

W!ld: can I take you somewhere ?

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B: we're going paddle boarding tomorrow ??

Peep: and u still don't know his name

B: he said he'd tell me if I really wanted to know

Ptrick: did u say u rlly wanted to know

Dundundun: ^ I rlly wanna know

Tyler!: ^

B: yeah

B: he said he'd tell me tomorrow

Ptrick: nice

Peep: what're u gonna do until then

Tyler!: we should go get a sandwich

Peep: SANDWICHES

Ptrick: don't u dare bring that up ever again 

Dundundun: why

B: ^?

Peep: THERE ARE NO GOOD SANDWICHES AROUND OKAY EVERY PLACE THAT SELLS THEM WILL NEVER EVER EVER MATCH UP TO THIS ONE PLACE I WENT TO A FEW YEARS BACK THE WORLD IS FLAWED NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO THAT E V E R

B: I see

Ptrick: he hasn't touched a sandwich since 8th grade because of one he had and can't find anymore

Ptrick: he says it was the best sandwich ever

Peep: bc it was and nothing can ever be as good as that sandwich

Dundundun: why haven't you eaten it again then

Ptrick: stop talking about it.

Peep: I WAS ON 3 WHOLE MINUTES OF SLEEP AND I WAS TAKING A WALK THROUGH TOWN BECAUSE THAT WAS WHEN I LIVED IN THE APARTMENT WITH MY PARENTS AND I CAME ACROSS THIS TINY RESTAURANT AND THEY GAVE ME SOME FOOD BECAUSE I LOOKED HOMELESS

Tyler!: sounds like a magical place

Ptrick: so magical, it's almost as if........ he hallucinated it.

Ptrick: because his parents were druggies.

Ptrick: and he probably inhaled the fumes from hardcore drugs. and imagined the whole thing.

Peep: shut up I own a gas mask for a reason

Dundundun: I,,, didn't know this

Peep: you met me 4 days after I got my braces off which was 2 days after I ate the sandwich and a day before I left my parents' apartment to go live with Patrick & his family

Dundundun: put it in like deeper perspective for me

Peep: wdym

Peep: oh wait I getcha

Peep: I asked him on a date to sonic with me a week after living with him

Dundundun: ok see I didn't know that either

Tyler!: ^ we told u about the Sonic thing josh

Dundundun: ^ look man idk I'm tired

Peep: ,,,,, how tired

Ptrick: Pete no

B: Pete do not

Peep: u can only find the sandwich on 3 minutes of sleep

Ptrick: he is not sleeping for 3 minutes so you can find a fucking sandwich

Tyler!: ^ absolutely not

Dundundun: wait

Dundundun: but now I'm curious

Tyler!: josh no

Tyler!: the last time u got an hour and a half of sleep you cried about it for like 2 classes freshman year

Dundundun: I do that daily

Tyler!: you cried in 7 languages

B: PFT REALLY

B: IDONT REMEMBER THAT

Tyler!: he sat hunched over in his seat and cried "les fourmis savent-ils qu'ils sont des fourmis" for the entirety of English class, and someone went and got the French teacher because nobody knew what he was saying

Tyler!: his ass was lucky she was a forgiving teacher that loved us both to death and gave the class a free day

Ptrick: what was he saying

Tyler!: "do ants know that they are ants"

B: I mean it's a legitimate question

Tyler!: I am not finished

Dundundun: quit embarrassing me

Tyler!: no

Tyler!: then I carried him to his bio class for my TA period with another forgiving teacher that understood most German and a little Italian and Russian
[TA = teacher's aid. It's just as it looks for those of you that don't have TAs]

Peep: the traveling teacher ?

Dundundun: yeah

Tyler!: so he went on for 15 ish minutes about dogs in German, then somethin in Italian (pasta paper?), shampoo in Russian, and then he went on to switching between Hawaiian and Turkish in the middle of sentences about water.

Ptrick: josh ur knowledge about languages never fails to amaze me

Dundundun: I hate to say it but he's not finished

B: okay we are never ever letting josh on less than 2 hours of sleep

B: like ever

Tyler!: he was so tired he like

Tyler!: spoke fluently in Japanese

Ptrick: didn't he say that is the single language he's afraid to learn

Dundundun: I took an easy online course to start off like I usually do and I sat down and cried in the first few minutes

Dundundun: I know how to say hello

Dundundun: and that's about it

Tyler!: he talked about octopuses living at the bottom of the ocean while they battled sharks and created their own advanced civilization

[before you say a single damn word about octopuses/octopi, octopuses is the correct plural form. Octopi is mistakenly formed according to the plurality rules for Latin and it's wrong so doNT EVEN GO THERE. ILL DELETE U.]

Peep: ,,, in Japanese

Dundundun: all of it

Peep: Josh don't sleep tonight

Tyler!: NO

Tyler!: HE HAS TO TEACH IN THE MORNING

Dundundun: lmao alright

Tyler!: JOSH DO NOT

B: do it do it do it

Ptrick: I recommend not doing it

B: DO IT NERD

Dundundun: here I'll flip a coin

Dundundun: heads I stay up tails I don't

Tyler!: you'd better hope for ur damn life it lands on tails

Dundundun:

Dundundun: sorry

Tyler!: I'm not making you breakfast tomorrow morning

Peep: it's okay he'll have his sandwich to eat

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B: hey josh did u ever find the sandwich

Dundundun: no

Peep: >:(