B: I took the advice & now I have another date tomorrow night

Peep: yes yes

Tyler!: niCe

Dundundun: how'd you guys figure this one out

B: he said he wanted to take me to dinner.

Ptrick: okay

B: and that's it

Peep: l a m e

Ptrick: Pete for our first date you asked if I wanted to go to Sonic with you and we couldn't even drive so we didn't get the whole experience

Peep: THE MILKSHAKES WERE ON SALE OK & IT WAS MIDDLE SCHOOL

Dundundun: he was secretly trying to attract Patrick with his favorite food

Tyler!: wait but that was it?

Dundundun: no flirt?

B: like .5 seconds before he was staring at me like I was from heaven

Peep: aw there it is

Tyler!: josh you've been one upped

Dundundun: i can't believe I'm being beaten at the love game

Dundundun: my own game

Dundundun: I invented it

Dundundun: all by myself

Peep: Patrick beat u there a long time ago

Ptrick: ha

Tyler!: he right

Dundundun: stop ganging up on me jeez Louise

B: who's Louise

Peep: o no baby what is u doing

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Dundundun: WILD I HAVE A QUESTION FOR U

W!ild: ?

Dundundun: have u and B been on a date yet

W!ld: we went to the fair a while ago and hung out at the beach afterwards

W!ld: why?

Dundundun: you guys seem like you're together already as an official couple

W!ld: I mean I'm sure angel would probably want to wait a little longer. We've been moving fast but y'know

B: josh go jump off a bridge

Tyler!: ^^ for totally different reasons

Peep: what'd he do

Tyler!: he didn't change the toilet paper roll when he finished

Peep: kill him

W!ld: goodness

W!ld: besides from that, my relationships usually end up moving pretty quick but not that quick.

B: like a month quick

W!ld: exactly angel

Peep: stop my heart

Dundundun: interesting

Dundundun: so while we're on the topic of you tell us more about urself

B: TYLER KICK HIM FROM THE CHAT

Tyler!: NO I WANNA KNOW TOO I MADE THIS CHAT HE SPEAK

Ptrick: ^

Peep: ^

B: screw yall

W!ld: well I mean what do you guys want to know ?

Peep: what's ur favorite color

W!ld: blue !

Ptrick: favorite animal

W!ld: seals !

Tyler!: I LOVE SEALS THEYRE SO BLUBBERY AND SOFT

Dundundun: we've had this discussion do not go off on a tangent about seals again

Tyler!: fine fine what's ur favorite thing to do

W!ld: I like to cook ?

Dundundun: like cereal or like Gordon Ramsay style

W!ld: I mean I have a couple cookbooks from professionals but the things I make don't usually turn out like they're supposed to

W!ld: my mom calls the creme brûlée 'crumble'

Peep: legendary

Ptrick: b told us you have a tattoo why'd you get it

B: Pft what are u even talking about

B: I haven't told u guys he has a tattoo

B: in other words

B: shut up

Tyler!: look like the o n l y thing you've told us is that he might have a tattoo and you've been on a single date

Tyler!: other than that we're in the dark man who is this mystery seducer how'd you guys meet how often do you see each other

Dundundun: we're trying to get to know him like u have

W!ld: B has told me some weird stories about you guys now I can almost visualize some of them actually happening

B: they did happen believe me

Peep: okay. But the tattoo.

W!ld: I have some scar tissue on my back around my shoulder blade and I wanted to cover it up so my mom gave me permission to get a geometrical illustration to hide it

Ptrick: that's genius

Tyler!: ^^

Dundundun: wait what stories did he tell you

W!ld: he told me about how Pete tried to paint with watercolor for the first time in the 5th grade and the teachers thought he'd traced it and/or stolen it from a sibling or something so they had to sit him down and watch as he recreated the same picture and made an original based on a famous painting.

Peep: war flashbacks

Peep: they still didn't believe me

Ptrick: Van Gogh has got nothing on Pete

Tyler!: did u know Gogh is pronounced like Off because the G is silent or smthn

Dundundun: if it's online it's not necessarily true

Ptrick: ^

Peep: ^

B: ^

Tyler!: fuck gogh

W!ld: oh my goodness that was a good one

Tyler!: at least someone appreciates me

Dundundun: take ur puns and Gogh

Tyler!: I hate to break it to u wild but Josh has replaced u

Dundundun: <3

W!ld: it's okay I've got my angel !

B: SHJNDK