B: okay so it was like 100 degrees Fahrenheit out today right

Peep: before we begin this how did you even like

Peep: survive ??

Peep: I died twice.

Ptrick: ^ Pete and I spent the day in boxers in a freezing cold kiddie pool with rock solid popsicles and ice cubes and we still melted from the heat

B: we had tiny water gun fights made out of water bottles with holes in the cap and we were under the shade of the e-z up things

B: the puppies loved it

Peep: nice

Ptrick: continue

B: he took off his jacket

Dundundun: reALLY

Tyler!: aw does that mean he's comfortable around you

Peep: fastest relationship ever

Peep: ur date was like a week ago

Dundundun: ^ like wtf

B: we've also volunteered together like every day this summer so far

Tyler!: but why

B: my mom & counselor told me colleges like lots of community service hours

Ptrick: but were the bandages still there

Peep: ^

B: no

Tyler!: well what was there

B: yknow the stuff on your arm after you take off the tape from an iv & it takes approximately 2 months to come off
[true story tbh]

Dundundun: o no

B: :')

Dundundun: so when he said he skipped a day to go to the hospital he must've been serious

B: i guess

Tyler!: did you see anything else or was that it

B: that was it

B: I did get a better look at the tattoo tho & it looks like god designed it with his own two hands

Dundundun: how aren't ur volunteer shirts tshirts

B: he cut it into a tank top

Tyler!: that's a NUT

Peep: and

Ptrick: is it a good one

Tyler!: I wouldn't have said NUT if it wasn't an attractive quality.

Tyler!: tattoos are fckn hot

Dundundun: that's it I'm getting a tattoo

Ptrick: I meant is the tattoo a good one Tyler I don't want to hear about what your nuts find attractive

Tyler!: they don't find ur attitude very attractive

Dundundun: back to the topic that's not Tyler's nuts bad tattoos are no bueno

Tyler!: ^ it's important it looks good

B: I don't know how to explain it

B: it's like

B: just a design yknow

Peep: no I don't know

Peep: because I'm not a psychIC

Peep: and there is an infinite number of desiGNS

Peep: YOUR VAGUENESS IRKS ME

Dundundun: ^

B: okay it's kinda like his profile background

Tyler!: ohhh

Dundundun: me gusta

Peep: ^

Ptrick: I approve ig

Dundundun: okayokay so like idk anything about this mystery seducer other than he has a tattoo on the side of his back, he has medical problems, wears a leather jacket and looks intimidating so people won't push him around/ bother him, and he's a massive flirt that has a major crush on Brendon

Dundundun: he's also smooth and calls him Angel

Tyler!: ^

Ptrick: ^

Peep: ^

B: what do you guys want from me

Dundundun: literally everything

Tyler!: go on more dates bring back info

Dundundun: bring back the intel to the mothership

Peep: like talk to his mom or somethin

B: I'll just corner his mom in a dark alley what a good idea

Peep: exactly

B: "hello here r ur drugs btw tell me about your child he's very mysterious and seductive & dreamy"

Peep: do you even know how drug deals work

Peep: you don't stay and talk you trade and run

Ptrick: that's your motto for everything

Peep: did I ask for your opinion

Tyler!: why would he ask for your onion

Tyler!: wait that says opinion

Dundundun: Tyler ur an onion

B: that doesn't even make sense

Dundundun: yeah it does

Dundundun: onions have layers and so does Tyler

Dundundun: the only difference is that Tyler's are all STUPID

Tyler!: NOODLE CUP EXPLODING NOODLE CUP