[idk how many times to update/how often sos]

B: okay so I,,, maaaaaaaaaaybe,,,,, didn't,,,,,,, message,,,,,,,,, him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Peep: honey

B: but he said he'd be willing to join this chat because he saw my phone BLOW UP with notifications because of you guys earlier

Tyler!: we were trying to figure out where to go for lunch okay it was important

Dundundun: ^^^

B: oh really

B: "should we get tacos or burritos" "let's get both" "fuck you"

B: " so not only am I defending the rights to tea but now it's for coffee and tea and Pete is going doWN like Tyler at the Fourth of July picnic at the park last year" "it was dark & Josh was the one that got pushed down the hill not Tyler" "my original claim still stands"

B: "get out of my fucking refrigerator you're taking up perfectly good popsicle space"

B: "saying no homo just makes it twice as gay" "it neutralizes the homo you burnt waffle"

B: "I gave Pete a 300 drawing prompt book the other day and he handed it back to me the next day with all of them finished" "yeah and then he slapped me with it and told me to take my time. And he called me a broken phone charger"

B: "I want to see you LARP in a cardboard robot costume that'd be hot"

B: "fuck ur pants" "please don't"

B: "once Tyler got me Taylor Swift body lotion" "did u use it" "hell yeah my elbows are softer than ever" 

B: "a petri-dish of bacteria is more cultured than you are"

Peep: TYLER AND JOSH SAID MOST OF THOSE OKAY

B: "so not only was my retainer sparkly pink but once they fucked up the colors for my bands because I blindly pointed to the wrong color box and my braces were hot pink for a month" - Pete, 2k17

Peep: shut up

Dundundun: I didn't even know that I met Pete like 4 days after he got his braces off

Tyler!: I would've told you but he said he'd decapitate us with his retainer if anyone else knew

Dundundun: u know he can't do that right

Tyler!: he'd find a way

Ptrick: I rlly wish I'd known Pete way earlier all I have is Brendon to rely on for an arsenal of embarrassing stories he overheard from his past teachers

Peep: let me live

Ptrick: but anywAYS are you gonna add this mystery guy

B: After I tell you guys this juicy gossip

Tyler!: I'm ready gimme

Peep: I am a l i v e

B: okay so I asked about the scars right like the tiny ones I could see and he also has this one on his neck which is kinda scary like where is that from idk

Ptrick: where's that one at like position wise

B: horizontal near the collarbone. It's only like an inch or two long tho so

Tyler!: ah

B: he said he had a lot of medical issues when he was younger and most of the bigger ones he covers up are from surgeries and tubes and stuff like that

B: and then he told me that's why he wears his jacket (which I gave back today) because it hides some of them and people are less inclined to see the ones on his stomach and what not

Dundundun: humble

Ptrick: awe

Peep: tell him I love him

Tyler!: ^^^

Dundundun: ^^^^^

Ptrick: add him

Peep: pls

Tyler!: pls

Dundundun: I have to meet him and tell him he's too good

Dundundun: even if he does have a tattoo

B: okayokay act natural and not like we were just talking about him

B added W!ld to the chat

B: okayokayokay so these are mi amigos

Ptrick: quien

W!ld: oh Spanish

W!ld: ¡Hola soy voluntario con su amigo cada pocos días! ¡Es un placer conocerte!
[hello I volunteer with your friend every other day! It is nice to meet you!]

Peep: I DONT SPEAK SPANISH I ART NOT LANGUAGE

Dundundun: ¡¡¡Alguien más puede hablar otro idioma!!!
[someone else can speak another language!]

Tyler!: josh you need to stop you're the only multilingual person here besides whoever B added

W!ld: more than one language?

Dundundun: like 7/8 ;))

B: language fucker

Dundundun: Au moins j'ai passé ma classe de langue

B: what did you say come at me

Tyler!: he said at least I passed my language class

B: But i did

Dundundun: did you understand it though

Peep: shoes fired

B: shoes

Ptrick: shoes

Tyler!: shoes

Dundundun: shoes

W!ld: shoes ? Didn't he mean to say shots ?

Peep: screw all of you except for new person I like you

Peep: he's not making fun of me like y'all

W!ld: you're welcome. 

W!ld: okay I'm going to take a wild (ha) guess and say the person behind Tyler! Is named Tyler, and the one behind Ptrick is named Patrick ?

Ptrick: sí

Tyler!: amazing

W!ld: and I'm not too sure about Dundundun, Peep, and B

W!ld: don't tell me B's name though. the mystery makes him 20 times hotter.

B: hhMmm

Peep: that's the cutest shit

Peep: I'm Pete and the Peep is because I ate a bunch of peeps the other day

Dundundun: I'm Josh and dun is my last name

Dundundun: Tyler taunts me with the dun dun dun thing tho & it stuck

W!ld: you guys are so tiny and cute !

Dundundun: I am not short

Tyler!: we are of decent height

B: he dwarfs all of u

Peep: I bet

Tyler!: puhlease

Tyler!: how tall are u then

W!ld: I am 6 feet and 4 inches tall.

Dundundun: goddamn