[me: I'll make this book a little longer
Also me: I'm 50 chapters in and I have a lot more why]

B: wish me luck im gonna message him today

Peep: do it

Tyler!: don't make urself seem stupid even though u are

Dundundun: ^^^

B: I've already humiliated myself in front of him there's rlly not much more I can do

Ptrick: does he still flirt with you

Ptrick: also what'd you do

B: well first I accidentally tripped over one of the open cage play areas for the puppies and they made a break for the planters across the parking lot and then after that when I was carrying one of them back it peed on me

Tyler!: rip in pieces

Dundundun: at least hot mystery guy knew it wasn't ur pee?? Ig

Dundundun: that would've been bad

Peep: like nightmare mortified bad

Peep: waterpark incident bad

Ptrick: ah yes my favorite cursed memory. I can still see the blinding white skin.

Tyler!: he was

Tyler!: sun bleached 

Peep: I'm suing Tyler for harassment

Dundundun: sh I wanna hear what mystery guy was saying

B: >:(  the sun bleached conversation was good

Ptrick: im having flashbacks change the topic what did mystery guy say

B: he said I still looked like I fell from Heaven after I tripped and then he gave me his fancy leather jacket to cover up the piss on the side of my pants

Peep: true love 

Ptrick: so you still have his jacket

Tyler!: is his name in it

Dundundun: that's smart

Dundundun: you do know his name right

B: NO I DONT

Peep: oooooooh mygod

B: HE WONT TELL ME

Peep: have you told him yours

B: nO so first he was like so an angel like you must have a beautiful name n I was like okay tell me UR name first and he was like there's no way I'm telling you my name

B: and I said I'd trade him names and he declined the offer again

B: and then he said the mystery of it all makes me twice as hot

Tyler!: this man,,,,, is a master at whatever this is

Dundundun: the flirting game ^

B: I dunno what to pinpoint it as man but his jacket smells like everything good in this world

Ptrick: describe it maybe Josh can match it to somebody

Dundundun: just because I'm popular and have a zillion friends doesn't mean I know what they all smell liKE

Tyler!: what do I smell like

Dundundun: I'm not saying

Tyler!: hey wanna know one of Josh's secrets

Peep: make it juicy

Tyler!: so he has this lotion with aloe in it right & it moisturizes and cools you down at the same time so he poured a handful all over his chest and just. sat there. he sat on the sidewalk for like an hour with aloe lotion on his chest.

B: hey he regifted that bottle to me for my birthday

Dundundun: hot chocolate and campfires with a lil cinnamon

Tyler!: Ik he's not lying because he's told me before aha

Peep: no homo

Ptrick: but what does the jacket smell like

Tyler!: ^!!!

B: Yknow I thought It would smell like cigarettes and alcohol or some weed but like

B: I can't explain it other than literal Heaven

B: it smells like a hug

Peep: that's it he's an angel

B: an angel with a tattoo and twelve hundred thousand scars everywhere

Tyler!: ask him where they're from I'm curious

Dundundun: ^^^ make sure he isn't a murderer too

B: I'll do that tomorrow when I go back for volunteering

Peep: will u tho

B: nope.

B: sorry to disappoint u but I don't care.

Dundundun: :0