To say i was excited for my date was an understatement, I really liked Oliver

I hadn't dated since last year.

My last relationship was great at the beginning but ended sad.

His name is Kyle, and he was a character.

Kyle and I met in school when we were paired up. I know cliche.

But he was so cute and adorable. Aren't they always.

We dated for about a month before things went south.

Kyle was practically everything you would want in a boy.

But like most DISCONTENTED high school boys He cheated.

I found him in at the Movie cinema making out with a  girl.

You know it's so funny, when I caught he seemed to have Alzheimer but when I smacked the hell out of him it so happened that his memory came back right away.

Now now, i didn't just slap him like that.

i did when he called me a slut.

yes, yes he did. he said "I don't know you slut get out of me and my girlfriend's face."

And i kindly proceeded to slap the shit out of him while his mistress screamed and friends just gaped.

Ronnie and Jody had to pull me away.

"What the hell is wrong with you Riley!" He screamed.

"Oh i thought you didn't know me!" Smack.

When I calmed down you think i cried?

HELL NAH!

well we were told to leave so i couldn't watch the movie so i went home and slept between my parents till dad literally threw me out the room.

Next dad I walked into school and kids were staring at me.

It wasn't unusual i was Kinda popular.

But then i heard that MY DEAREST KYLE! said that HE slept with ME and HE dumped ME.

So all the other boys began troubling me which resulted in them each being kicked in the groin.

Alec found me and asked me if it was true and i asked him what he think.

He looked at me an evil grin forming on his face "Kick his ass." He said before running down the corridor.

He laughed and I continued walking.

You know thinking back on everything.

I NEED JESUS IN MY LIFE.

i AM SAVAGE ASF.

So here's what your girl did. Have you ever watched 300.

well i took piece of their movie to get revenge on my ex boyfriend.

He was standing in the middle of Hall way with all his friends as Jody and Ronnie was telling me to ignore e.

Well knowing me, no one made up a lie like and got away with it.

I walked up to him and glared.

I'm so short, but i don't care.

I shouted "THIS IS SPARTA!"

And lifted my right foot so high it hit him in the stomach and sent him flying across the hall.

Well I almost got expelled.

That's unfortunate.

So my parents came in and arranged that i do community service and got suspended for a week.

Yeah sad I know.

So ever since then my parents are skeptical when it comes to e dating being afraid i was going to damage somebodies son.

Well Kyle and I are friends now.

Yeah, we talk. Well he beggged me to forgive him and to give him a second chance.

But i told him we'd better stay friends if he wanted to live.

So in conclusion i'm not great with broken hearts and rumors I do SPARTA when someone messes with me.

That is Chapter 25 of the Riley Diaries, I'm going to get ready for my date with Oliver now.

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THIS IS SPARTA!

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