CONVERSATION WITH:
JEREMIAH

NASH
pick up
pick up
pick up
PICK!
UP!
JEREMIAH!

JEREMIAH
What is the matter with you??
It's literally 5AM

JEREMIAH
And STOP CALLING ME THAT!
IT'S JER

NASH
Ian and I broke up.

JEREMIAH
You mean that two-faced
liar I've always told you
was flirting with other girls
behind your back?
Yeah, no, doesn't ring a bell

NASH
Nice friend I have here.

NASH
I'm kind of stuck at the bus stop.
It's raining
I don't have my jacket
Or my cap
Or my umbrella
Or my number one go-to friend

NASH
If you still don't know who,
it's you, dummy

JEREMIAH
Nash, you think my mom
is gonna magically hand me
my car keys for this?

JEREMIAH
oh.
Turns out it is magic.
As soon as I mentioned your name, she pushed
me out the door
And told me to never return unless
I brought you home

JEREMIAH
OK, you get it.
On my way

NASH
Thanks 😗