princeoli has added six people to the group chat "me and mickey's wedding plans"

princeoli:

princeoli: evening fellas

damnyoung: mickey is already married to minnie you dingbat

princeoli: sTOP RUINING MY DREAMS
princeoli: iF I WANT TO MARRY MICKEY, LET ME MARRY HIM ;-;

mothermin: what's the situation
mothermin: oli, no one cares

princeoli:

princeoli: you put me in such an uncomfortable situation

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: i'll help you out oli!

princeoli: see! there are some nice people in the group for once

SleepyLo: he's more likely to get into Cypher Part 5 than you are to get married to Mickey Mouse

princeoli: stump head i can step on you

SleepyLo: and i can punch you where the sun don't shine sweetie

mothermin: hEY HEY HEY
mothermin: THE MAKNAE IS IN THE GROUPCHAT

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: what does woojin mean?

mothermin: you two aren't eating tonight
mothermin: don't worry about it, jinny

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: i'll google it!
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: google has all the answers (๑>◡<๑)

mothermin: NONONONONONONONO

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: i'll be back!

mothermin: HIS INNOCENCE
mothermin: DONT DO IT JINWOO

damnyoung: he had to know someday

CantCatchMeSucker: jinwoo just started screaming at his phone and i'm concerned

mothermin: ＼＼\٩(๑'^'๑)۶//／／

SleepyLo: someone change the topic
SleepyLo: please

CantCatchMeSucker:

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CantCatchMeSucker: when we're performing, this is all i can think of

damnyoung: THAT IS WOOJIN 101%
damnyoung: HE CANT BODY ROLL EVEN IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

SleepyLo: SAYS THE PERSON WHO CANT DO THE SPLITS

damnyoung: HI WHO CANT DO A HIGH KICK

mothermin: hi can you both shut the hell up

CantCatchMeSucker: why do lollipops taste so good

SleepyLo: NEITHER CAN YOU FOXFACE

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: i want a lollipop :3

damnyoung: I HAVE MORE FLEXIBILITY IN MY LITTLE FINGER THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE BODY

SleepyLo: SHUT IT PUMPKIN HEAD

CantCatchMeSucker: i have some back in our dorm room
CantCatchMeSucker: wanna eat some and binge broduce?

damnyoung: TRY ME CUSTARD CAP

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: sure!

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5 has left the chat
CantCatchMeSucker has left the chat

princeoli: look what you've done now

mothermin: you drove away the maknae line
mothermin: *sighs*

damnyoung: whoops
damnyoung: #sorrynotsorry

princeoli: now
princeoli: about our next album
princeoli: i was thinking
princeoli:

SleepyLo:

mothermin: yochanan's been working on it still
mothermin: which is why he's been so inactive on life

princeoli: rip his notifications
princeoli: r
princeoli: i
princeoli: o
princeoli: dammit my finger slipped
princeoli: *p

mothermin: that's what happens when you go too fast

princeoli: excuse u
princeoli: sonic be jealous of my skillz

SleepyLo: who is actually the villain in sonic
SleepyLo: it's egghead, isn't it?

mothermin: eggMAN
mothermin: and no, it's definitely sonic
mothermin: he just runs around destroying everything, and eggman just gets triggered easily
mothermin: #prayforeggman

princeoli: i think it's tails
princeoli: he's not an animal
princeoli: he's got to be a robot
princeoli: meaning he's polluting the air

mothermin: TAILS IS MY BABY SHUT UP

princeoli: everyone's your baby, min

mothermin: ...
mothermin: twatface ;-;

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5 has joined the chat
CantCatchMeSucker has joined the chat

CantCatchMeSucker: the website is down, so we're gonna join the chat for a sec

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: what did we miss? ^o^

SleepyLo: arguments and debates
SleepyLo: we are literally the representation of the average high school congrats guys

kodachan: pULL UP ON YO WACKS WITH A MAC FULLY LOADED AHHHHHH

mothermin: someone isn't working tsk tsk tsk

kodachan: whoops wrong groupchat gotta luhan

mothermin: NO CHILD YOU SHALL REMAIN
mothermin: WHAT OTHER GROUPCHAT

kodachan: one with all my old high school friends??
kodachan: can i not have other friends???

mothermin: iS THAT SASS THAT I HEAR?

damnyoung: i recommend locking the doors to your studio, yochan

kodachan: welp...;-;
kodachan: oh look the title track needs a bassline gotta tao

kodachan has left the groupchat

mothermin: i'm too old for all this child malarkey someone chase him down for me

SleepyLo: #motherstruggles

damnyoung: i'll do it
damnyoung: *huffs*

SleepyLo: this isn't an rp groupchat, weinerhead

damnyoung: *this message has been blocked*

damnyoung has left the chat

SleepyLo: hehehehehehe
SleepyLo: all this chatting be making me fatigued

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: hyung it's 5pm

SleepyLo: it's never too late for a power nap, now goodnight

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: but i'm bored hyunggggggg

SleepyLo: I SAID GOODNIGHT

SleepyLo left the chat

princeoli: that snake ain't sleepin
princeoli: his room's empty and the door just opened

CantCatchMeSucker: oh no that was me stealing some of mincheol's lollipop supply

mothermin: you're gonna get a cavity, seongjin
mothermin: i'm worried for you

CantCatchMeSucker: lol i'm fine
CantCatchMeSucker: i brush twice a day

mothermin: with toothpaste?

CantCatchMeSucker: ...
CantCatchMeSucker: what's toothpaste

mothermin: I GUESS I HAVE A WHOLE POT OF RAMEN TO MYSELF TONIGHT YAHOOOOO

CantCatchMeSucker: ...this is animal cruelty

mothermin: like i haven't heard that twenty times before today
mothermin: now go do your teeth WITH TOOTHPASTE before i stuff it down your goddamn throat

CantCatchMeSucker:

CantCatchMeSucker has left the chat

princeoli: now that leaves three of us

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: the parents and their baby! ╰(*'︶'*)╯♡

mothermin: you're so cute i'm just skdnfirnfkn

princeoli: your mood is literally like a sour patch kid what the hell

mothermin: i guess it's just me and jinwoo having dinner tonight
mothermin: that's fine by me

princeoli: why u gotta be so r00d
princeoli: I swear no one respects me properly these days

mothermin: you do realise that you're technically part of the maknae line, oli

princeoli:...
princeoli: age doesn't mater, i have the leader badge

mothermin: it's a goddamn piece of sticker paper calm yourself

princeoli; IT MEANS MORE TO ME T-T

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: why are mum and dad arguing ('༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ')

mothermin: nonono we're not arguing sweet
mothermin: (we're having a serious talk after this, mr min)

princeoli: (someone get me jimmy neutron's rocket 'cause a boy's gotta blast)

kodachan joined the chat

kodachan: someone give me some inspiration for a song

princeoli: CAN I HELP
princeoli: IT WON'T BE DISNEY I PROMISE

mothermin: oh god, go on

princeoli: so you haven't got a lot, and the girl that you adore has everything. you have to think "what can i give her that will be worth while and that she'll enjoy?"
princeoli: so you find a way to gain some sort of riches, and you gift her things, but she doesn't like them. what she really wants is just your pure love and for you to spend some time with her
princeoli: you try and act like her status, but she wants to see the true you. you end up going back to who you were, and she did truly love you like the way you were when you didn't have a lot and was personality over pocket money

kodachan:

princeoli: well thank you

kodachan: that is all
kodachan: i shall work on the track now
kodachan: byeeeee
kodachan: (woojin says hi and bye)

kodachan left the chat

mothermin: ....
mothermin: oliver elvis min
mothermin: did you just say the romance section of aladdin to chan?

princeoli: ...
princeoli: maybe

mothermin: I'M FILING A DIVORCE

mothermin left the chat

princeoli: but we're not even married???
princeoli: jinwoo just let him calm down, me and min are fine dw

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: okie =^-^=

princeoli: mincheol's calling me down to his office, so i'm going to have to leave the chat
princeoli: speak to either sucker or mother if you need anything

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: yes, cauliflower!

princeoli has left the chat

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: ...
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: ...
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: ...
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: now that i think about it, being alone is pretty sad
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: ...
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: *snaps fingers*
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: i know!
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: i'll talk to myself!!
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: hey jinny!
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: hey jinny 2!
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: are you alright?
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: no, everyone left me :c
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: same :cc
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: :cccc

CantCatchMeSucker joined the chat

CantCatchMeSucker: are you okay, jinny?

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: just bored, seongie

CantCatchMeSucker: the website's back up
CantCatchMeSucker: wanna binge broduce and eat lollipops with me?

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: will there be carrots?

CantCatchMeSucker: I would be a bad friend if I didn't give them to you :3

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: coming now!
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5: thank you, seongieee~

Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5 has left the chat

CantCatchMeSucker: *this message has been deleted by sender*

CantCatchMeSucker has left the chat

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what did seongjin say and then delete, i wonder??
you'll never know ha
also noMINATE R.O.A.R FOR SOME AWARDS AT THE WATTPAD MAMAs PLZ
THESE BOYS DESERVE A LOT :3
(also if i'm allowed, song of the year would be cool as they're my personal lyrics, this is an attempt at me trying to be original btw)

username directory:
mothermin - min
SleepyLo - Lo
kodachan - yochanan
princeoli - oli
CantCatchMeSucker - K.J
damnyoung - daeyoung
Jinny_Cypher_Pt.5 - jinwoo