Eteled: Hey Sam
Sam:*punches him in the stomach*
Eteled: AUGH
Sam:*sigh*
Eteled: What the..FUCK?!
Sam: You are one of my very best friends and i cannot stand by and watch you throw away you life like this. Your too young. YOUR TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Eteled: What the fuck are you talking about??
Sam: Im talking about the baby thats growing inside your belly right now
Cm: Cya
Eteled: IM NOT PREGNANT!!
Sam: Well not after that punch your not, i've taking Karate classes
Eteled: I was never pregnant Sam
Sam: A-Are you sure?
Eteled: YES IM FUCKING SURE
Kyle: Im sorry but why the FUCK is everybody yelling over here?
Sam: Oh i found this positive pregnancy test and-
Kyle:*punches Eteled in the Stomach*
Eteled: OW MOTHER FUCKER