Remember Nixel? Yeah, I got my name from her because I liked it. She's not a self insert, we just have a very similar name.

Faith: Not to sound like a feminist or anything but I want to kiss all women on the lips

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Faith: Not to start a discourse but if today is your birthday then happy birthday............

Nixel: Um some of us already had birthdays? But way to be an exclusionist lol go off

Faith: This is what I was trying to avoid..,, I'm sorry .,,

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Sam: Every time someone points out that i speak very monotone im like im sorry i will never be your anime girlfriend, i will never homph when eating bread i will never kyaa when the wind blows ill never be her why even fucking try

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Sam: My pronouns are DIE/DIE/DIE/GORE/GUTS/DECAPITATION/VIOLENCE/GORE/DIE/DISMEMBER/NIGHTMARE/DEATH

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Eteled: Axe evasion. I throw axes at you. You try to dodge them. The game ends when either your luck runs out or I run out of axes.

Kyle's Mii: How many axes do you have?

Eteled: You're about to find out.

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Nixel: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206. We start with 369 when we're babies but they fuse. Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you?

Sam: Hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

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Nathan: Why didn't syphilis just stop pushing the boulder lol

Kyle: The Furies whipped him when he stopped or so I've heard.

Sam: The furries are doing what now

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Cooper: I think people with interests are disgusting

Dan: Are hobbies okay

Cooper: Are you personally enjoying it?

Dan: Quite a bit, actually

Cooper: Gross.