All of these quotes are randomly generated by a website because i have no inspiration :')

Sam: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container

Nathan: The cow??

Kyle: Nathan, W H Y?

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Kyle: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Nathan?

Nathan: ... No.

Y/N: I do!

Kyle: I know, Y/N.

Y/N: I'm sad!

Kyle: I know, Y/N.

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Y/N: How many kids do you have?

Sam: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Y/N: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Sam: Killed without hesitation.

Y/N: No.

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Y/N: Do you take constructive criticism?

Kyle: I only take cash or credit.

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Y/N: What's up guys, I'm back

Kyle: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I saw you die.

Y/N: Death is a social construct.

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Y/N: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Dan:
Cooper:
Will:
Everyone Else At Y/N's Surprise Birthday Party:
Dan: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Y/N: Wake me up.

Dan: Before you go, go!

Cooper: When September ends...

Will: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Y/N: You are now one day closer to eating your next playe of nachos.

Dan: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Cooper: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Will: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Y/N: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Elly: 'Prettiest smile'

Faith: 'Nicest personality'

Jane: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Sam: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Y/N: What does 'take out' mean?

Elly: Food.

Faith: Dating.

Jane: Murder.

Sam: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD