Nixel Coleman headcanons because owie my arm hurts
1. Would murder people if she could get away with it, and if Sam wouldn't stop her
2. Has convinced Sam that she was adopted at some point
3. This little shit is probably a Junko and Kokichi kinnie-
4. She knows about the whole thing with Eteled and Kyle because she's a surprisingly good eavesdropper
5. Has a fuckin GOLDMINE of blackmail material against many students at school (including Sam, of course)
6. Purposely makes strange references that nobody will ever get just to confuse people
7. Loves horror movies, especially gruesome ones
8. 100% forces Sam to watch them with her
9. Fake cries. Always.
10. Call her a name? Crying. Take away a dangerous object from her hands? Crying. Slightly inconvenience her? Get ready to drown in a pool of crocodile tears
11. Gets called Crocodile as a nickname
12. Loves it but pretends to be offended by it
13. Has amazing insults
14. "Take that, you shitrooster!" "I hope you slip on a banana peel and step onto a garden rake and bang your face!" "Leave me alone, you pestering piece of silicone!" "Ew. A personification of dried, crusty sponges."
15. Is half a foot shorter than Sam, even though she's only a year younger
16. Lowkey embarrassed about it but laughs it off
17. Constant s*xual jokes. Lots and lots of dirty humor.
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