Nixel: Perhaps one day someone will call me ma'am without adding 'you're causing a scene' afterwards.

Sam: Don't get your hopes up.

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Nixel: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?

Sam: Once!

Nixel:

Nixel: no

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Nixel: I have too much swagger for the dagger

Sam:

Nixel:

Sam:

Nixel:

Sam: I don't want to live after hearing that, take this knife and fucking stab me.

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Nixel: Sorry I'm late! I was... doing things.

Sam: *bursts through the door, visibly disheveled* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Nixel: Listen. You might be a pain in the ass, but you're MY pain in the ass, and only I'M allowed to beat you down to your lowest and most emotionally damaged state.

Nixel: So for the last time, give me Will's address.

Sam: ......I've never been so flattered and offended at the same time