Kyle is the protagonist in Iceyronpa, so they're all speaking to him.

I will only be doing the canon characters in this chapter because it's taking a really long time.

Introductions

Sam: "Kyle? You're stuck here too? That's just great. I'm the Ultimate Gamer, and I'm guessing you're the Ultimate Backstabber? No? Well, I was close enough."

Nathan: "I'm so glad to see someone I recognize! I don't know if I ever told you this, but I'm the Ultimate Moral Compass. Where do you think this place is? It's creepy, right? How long do you think we'll be stuck here?"

Will: "Oh, it's you. Don't even bother trying to make friends with me if that's what you're thinking, unless you'd like a good punch to the face. I'm Will, the Ultimate Soccer Champion, and I don't like talking to losers like you."

Cooper: "Hm? You look new. Have I ever introduced myself? I'm Cooper, the Ultimate Librarian. You're.. the Ultimate Liar, right? That's an... interesting talent. Don't try to get close to me unless you have some information on where we are, which I doubt you do."

Dan: "Oh, hello! Red hoodie guy! I'm Dan, the Ultimate Collector. Where do you think we are? It looks like a gymnasium, but all the doors are locked, and there's no windows. Do you think this is some sort of prank the principal pulled on us? I bet it is!"

Elly: "Who are you again? I didn't pay attention when you first came to our school... oh, right, Kyle. I'm the Ultimate Matchmaker. You look cute, maybe you'd like to match up with me?..... ha, just kidding! I'm reserved for someone very special. But you can always dream."

Jane: "Hey, watch it! You're the Ultimate Liar, right? Don't even think about trying to lie to me! I'll freaking throat-chop you! I'm Jane, the Ultimate Karate Master, and I don't listen to anyone but myself."

Henry: "...what? Am I supposed to 'introduce' myself? Fine. I'm Henry, the Ultimate Sabotage. Yeah, you heard that right. Our talents are pretty looked down upon, huh? I guess that's one thing we can bond over. Don't get any ideas about becoming my friend though. I don't do friends."

Austin: "Oh, hey there. I'm Austin, the Ultimate Programmer. I've helped make a lot of games. If I told you some of them, you would definitely recognize a few, maybe even have played them before. Impressive, right? Ah, but I'm starting to sound like I'm bragging. What's your talent? Ultimate Liar? Oh.. interesting."

Jonathan: "Hi, I guess. I'm Jonathan, the Ultimate Problem Solver. I guess you could say I'm pretty creative about my solutions. But I don't think it matters, as long as it's effective. Where do you think we are? I have a bad feeling about all of this. I haven't come up with any great ideas on how to leave, which is a first."

Mike: "Hello! I'm your Ultimate Best Friend, Mike! Well, not really, since we just met, but I still act like a best friend to everyone. That's my whole talent. Pretty cool, huh?"