Uh... same ships as last time

Sam: I could take Kyle.

Eteled: In a fight, right?

Sam: :)

Eteled: [panicked] I-In a fight, right?!

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Faith: You bought a taco?

Sam: Yeah

Faith: ....from the same truck that hit Will?

Sam: Well, me starving isn't gonna help him

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Jane: You use emojis like a straight person.

Dan: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said to me

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Random guy: So what's your gender?

Sam: Oh, I don't have one of those.

Random guy: what

Sam: Yeah, I sold mine to the black market.

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Nathan: If you water water, it grows.

Kyle: ...huh-

Sam: No no, he's got a point.

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Dan: I'm a god.

Cooper: You yelled "shut up" to a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely coincidence. You have no power.

Will: Shut it. He's a god.

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Sam: Must you always attack me with words?

Nixel: You want me to use rocks?

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Kyle: Okay, if you had ten cookies, and I asked for five, how much would you have left?

Sam: Zero

Kyle: This is basic maths, Sam. It's not even that hard.

Sam: I would give everything to you if you asked, because I love you.

Kyle, holding back tears: Gross, absolutely disgusting, get out of my room.

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Dan: I want to be as cool as Will.

Cooper: I once saw him accidentally drop a slice of pizza and cry for twenty minutes.

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Elly: Listen, I know we have this unspoken rivalry-

Sam: It's not a rivalry, you're always just mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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Sam: Kyle, can I come over?

Kyle: Why?

Sam: My mom is passive aggressively doing the dishes she asked me to do eight hours ago.

Sam: This house isn't safe for me anymore.

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Kyle: What the hell is wrong with you?

Eteled: Lots and lots and lots.

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Sam: I never really understood the concept of bullying. Why the fuck are YOU mad that I'M ugly???

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Dan: You're so tall, what can you see from up there?

Cooper: Everyone's flaws.