Fandom: We care for all of the characters equally!

Fandom: There's Eteled, Kyle, Austin, Sam...

Fandom: Uh... *sniffs at Sam's Story*

Fandom: Bill, Den and Copper... and... um... Heathers...

Fandom: *sniffs at Origins* And Johnson, and uh...

Fandom: *sniffs again*

Fandom: Moike.