So imagine there's a new kid at school, and they FOR THE LIFE OF THEM cannot figure out why Sam and Kyle seem to hate each other so much.

"So do you know that Kyle kid?"
"I.. do know him."
"Well, I just think you two would make great friends!"
"Why do you say that?"
"I... he, uh, likes video games like you. He wears hoodies like you."
"And?"
"Should I... explain it more?.."
".....Don't you dare."