Just imagine the Iceypastas are in the real world mmmkay?

Eteled: Sam, get away from Austin. He's dangerous.

Redshade: It's okay, Austin wouldn't hurt a kid!

Austin: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

Sam: I like your sharp teeth. They make you look really intimidating.

Austin:

Eteled:

Redshade:

Austin: I require a different kid.